call me smith. smithee for long. version 23. board certified. high priest.he/she/they. olesalts on 馃 & letterboxd. carrd
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at an all time low . cheating on words with friends
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why is emoji kitchen so funny for no reason this one was so surprising it made me laugh out loud
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it's really embarrassing how much self control i have to exert when you put me in front of a tray of convenient and tender meat like if you put meatballs in front if me the fuckers are gone in milliseconds. same true of roadted brussels sprouts or basically anything that's a nice little dense and textured morsel. i am the hors that d'ouvres
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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
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i think jared padelecki belongs in prison. (remembers i dont believe in incarceration as a solution for anything) we should restructure society so that jared padalecki cannot exist within it
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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.
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