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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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This is like the inverse of the Breaking Bad meme where Walter is screaming from the car
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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my extremely powerful long chip (utahraptor toe claw for reference)
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Reblog to kiss a tgirl cause she needs it rn lol
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me when @pilarsofsalt gets mauled by a bear in approximately 2 weeks, 1 day, 30 minutes and 46 seconds
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maybe the reason why i find myself begging for love is because that's the only way i saw you get it.
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Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that
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All Dave Malloy knows is fairytale motif, mental illness, video game, crunchy chords, drink booze, sad lesbians, write canon and send me into a State
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s
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