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I know God Gale is considered a "bad" ending by most, but there's just something so funny about a dude who looks at an apocalyptic event caused by the hubris of man, thinks to himself "rip to that guy but I'm different," and then turns out to be totally right. He is built different, actually.

Turns out there was nothing wrong with what Karsus was doing, he was just bad at doing it. Blow up yourself and your entire empire because you tried to become a God? Skill issue. Why don't you try successfully becoming a God instead? What, like it's hard?

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Leave it to a guy being a grump about the ren faire to almost make me log in to my defunct reddit account.

For someone concerned about "historical accuracy" you would think they would know that rennaisance faires were started by the Rennaisance Pleasure Faire of Southern California in 1962 by blacklisted Hollywood fags and commies. If you didn't want to dance around with fairies in the woods you should have joined your local civil war reenactors

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I've been thinking about this for days. based on that one vine

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Geologists claim it's because the earlier Cenozoic used to be called the Tertiary, but that's just a ruse to hide the secret third geologic period, between the Neogene and the Quaternary, that they won't tell us about.

Geologic Periods [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A three-column table denoting "period", "my favorite part", and "my biggest complaint", respectively.]

Precambrian; Life develops; Snowball Earth episodes. Cambrian; Trilobites!; Evolution could stand to calm down a little. Ordovician; Earth might have had rings; Scary volcanic eruption in North America. Silurian; First land animals; Earth's newfound mold problem. Devonian; Big mountains in Boston; Yeah, sure, what those giant killer fish needed was armor. Carboniferous; Cool forests; Bugs too big. Permian; Pangea; Google "The Great Dying". Triassic; Tanystropheus; [Accompanied by a drawing of a long-necked dinosaur.]; Damage to Canada still visible from space at Manicouagan. Jurassic; Birds; Parasitoid wasps. Cretaceous; Raptors; Raptors. Paleogene; Pretty horseys!!!; Paleocene-eocene thermal maximum. Neogene; Forests of Dracaena dragonblood trees; Zanclean flood. Quaternary; Burrito invented; Whoever picked the name for the third period of the Cenozoic.

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Nothing that you've grown or foraged yourself can have calories. Calories come from the manufactoring process, somewhere between the farm and the store. If you're eating something growing straight from the dirt, where would it have gotten calories from? The dirt? Ridiculous. Try eating a handful of dirt, see if it has any nutritional value. It doesn't. Calories come from the store, not from the dirt. If you know that no other human being has touched the thing you're about to eat, who would have put the calories there? You? Absurd. Why would you do that to yourself? You wouldn't.

Things you grew and gathered yourself straight off the ground do not, and cannot, have calories. It is simply not possible.

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You guys loved part 1 so here's a part 2???? I guess????????

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you're doing amazing sweetie KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025)

bonus:

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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

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Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

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“What do you mean the tower is gone? Are you sure you’re in the right place? I actually used more colorful words than that,” Brett Elmore recounted to NBC News. “He said there’s wires all over the ground and the tower is gone.”

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"cuttlefish feeding" (source)

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HUNTR/X 💥

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thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.

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