Do you ever choke on your own spit and feel like natural selection is trying to tell you something
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御曹司ください俺エビス [ エルリと淋しい風になる ]
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From @pugsleykitty: “That Christmas Tree is getting more attention than me. Time to bring my A-Game…” #catsofinstagram [catsofinstagram.com] [source: http://ift.tt/JybVR4 ]
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im not boyish enough to be a boy and im not pretty enough to be a girl im just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail
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My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting
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tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
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2013 is gonna be a weird fucking year im calling it right now
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If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.
if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.
If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life.
You raped someone.
You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law.
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