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I’d rather you tell me a painful truth than lie to me. I’m gonna find out either way so you may as fess up
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She thinks she’s smart - I know you’re being his sloppy seconds
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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
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Munchies real
Friend: you enjoy your chipotle?
Me: I don’t know
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So this happened
#lotr#lordoftherings#Gollum#smeagol#trump#worstpotus#accuratethough#two towers#lord of the rings#against trump#trump is Gollum
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do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at
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I’m not a vegetarian, but I know some people who haven’t had meat in years will get very sick if they do...such a dick move

don’t do this, this is fucked up
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Fuck Trump

THESE ARE ELEMENTS OF TOTALITARIANISM INCASE SOME OF Y’ALL WERE WONDERING
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When you pass out after getting too drunk and wake up wondering wtf happened
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i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless
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