gengarfluid
gengarfluid
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when is a monster not a monster? oh, when you love it.
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gengarfluid · 12 days ago
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Painted over by the state government in the middle of the night.
Republican governance, both bigoted and cowardly about it.
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gengarfluid · 16 days ago
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ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator
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gengarfluid · 19 days ago
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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
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gengarfluid · 19 days ago
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gonna try to get some tasks done today
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gengarfluid · 19 days ago
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Hand feeding my ford truck oat hay and its purring like crazy.
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gengarfluid · 19 days ago
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I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur
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gengarfluid · 19 days ago
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*does a dp input on my gf boob's and she immediately shoryukens me into the ceiling*
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gengarfluid · 19 days ago
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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gengarfluid · 8 months ago
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gengarfluid · 8 months ago
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Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.
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gengarfluid · 11 months ago
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hey reminder that connecting humanity is extremely low on esims rn and desperately needs esim donations and also that there are a lot of cool things you can get in exchange for a donation
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gengarfluid · 11 months ago
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at this point when I see a youtube video essay in my recommendations I want to audibly say "shut the fuck up" because there's like 2 or 3 people on youtube who can make actually decent video essays and everyone else ends up tricking me into watching 2 hours of the most obvious shit ever
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gengarfluid · 11 months ago
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,🆘dont skip please save my family from the genocide🆘
I will take amoment of your time
My name is Shadi Issa. I am married and a father of three children: Tia (6 years old), Ibrahim (4 years old), and Sand (1.5 years old). We currently live in Deir al-Balah, located in central Gaza, after being forced to flee from northern Gaza where we previously lived in Beit Lahia. We, along with over a million other Palestinians, had to relocate to the southern part of Gaza, specifically to Rafah, where we experienced a period of relative stability until the outbreak of the conflict.
Before the war, I worked as an accountant and we enjoyed a peaceful and stable life in our home, which comprised five residential apartments occupied by my extended family and me. We had access to amenities such as a water well and a solar power system, and we cultivated olive trees on our land. Our lives were proceeding normally, and my children were about to start the school year, until the fateful day of October 7, 2023, when the war erupted, turning our lives into a living nightmare. Our home was bombed, destroying our dreams and future.
Our displacement journey began amidst the bombing and danger, leading us to makeshift shelters lacking basic necessities. We face daily struggles to find drinking water, which is often unsuitable for use. We currently live in a tent no larger than five square meters, which offers no protection from the summer heat or winter cold, and provides no defense against insects, scorpions, and snakes, which have impacted the health of our children.
We have endured immense pain and fear, witnessing death repeatedly. The situation in Gaza continues to deteriorate, and all escape routes are blocked. Returning to northern Gaza is prohibited due to security barriers. After seven months in Rafah, where we faced further bombing and losses, we moved to Deir al-Balah in central Gaza, where we lost all our belongings.
Escaping Gaza to Egypt is not easy and requires significant funds to cover travel costs and other fees. The estimated cost is $5,000 per adult and $2,500 per child. The funds will be used to cover travel expenses and basic living costs in Egypt until we can rebuild our lives away from the ongoing conflict.
We are currently living in an extremely cramped tent, and we have lost everything we once had. I kindly ask for your assistance in raising $20,000, which will enable us to escape to Egypt, where we can be safe and start a new life, and where our children can attend school and have a chance at a normal life.
Any contribution, no matter how small, will be greatly appreciated and will help save our lives. We urge you to support us and help us in this critical time.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
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gengarfluid · 11 months ago
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gengarfluid · 11 months ago
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serving hunt
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gengarfluid · 11 months ago
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Working in retail is so interesting sometimes. Yesterday a woman came in to tell me the desk fan she'd bought only worked when it was plugged in. Didn't even ask for a refund, just wanted me to know how strange she found this to be
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gengarfluid · 11 months ago
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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
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