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the last one could literally be any of them in any orientation as the patreon discord discovered; that's how you know your blorbos are perfect

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ID: 1. Chest up of Guillermo and Laszlo. Laszlo is leaning his elbow flirtatiously on the wall and leering at Guillermo, who is blushing with a disgusted expression and trying to edge away. Their dialogue is a screenshot of a text conversation. Guillermo says, "God I do not like a single thing about you." Laszlo: "Tell me more." Guillermo: "This isn't sexting." Laszlo: "It's better than sexting tbh."

2. Chest up of Guillermo blushing hotly while glaring down at his phone. Pictured beside him is a series of messages from different users characterized by profile pictures. The first is a pair of Freddies, dressed identically and smiling with arms around each other, who say "How have you been?" The second is Nandor, a way-too-close-up selfie of his grinning face from a low angle, who says "I want to breed you so much right now." The third is a default profile picture of a silhouette with the letter D over it, likely Derek, who says "You're a really great guy, hope you're having a good day!" The last one is a distant, blurry shot of Laszlo swiping his arm angrily at the camera, who says "Hey faggot."

3. Close up of Nadja looking irritated, glaring into the middle distance. Laszlo is a distance behind her strumming on a tenor guitar and wailing lyrically, "Please baby I'm sorry. My beautiful princess with a disorder. Talk to me." /end ID

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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

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I may have ended up going into tech, but getting a pre-law degree and working for attorneys for a few years repeatedly saved me from getting totally ripped off in my early 20s. So many charlatans are only able to get away with their bullshit because they expect you to not know what your rights are or how to create a paper trail.

I once had a landlord try to withhold my entire security deposit after I moved out despite leaving the place in good shape. Just by writing a letter that A) cited the state statute saying a landlord must provide an itemized list with invoices for any repairs they deduct from a tenant’s security deposit, B) bluffed by declaring my intention to file suit if they did not (and cited the same statute again, which says that tenants are entitled to recover DOUBLE what the landlord withheld if they did so in bad faith) , and C) sending it via certified mail with return receipt (so they couldn’t claim not to have received it), they sent me back a check for like 2/3 of what they tried to withhold, plus the itemized list, plus an apology. I spent $2 on postage and half an hour on the letter and got back $300.

Another time, I got into a car accident (in which I was officially found not at fault) where the other person was driving a rental car. Over a year after the fact, I received a letter from some sketchy claims adjuster demanding immediate payment for around $2000 in damages to the other car. Once I stopped panicking, I gathered the info from my old insurance claim and called the adjuster, and some very snippy lady told me the letter was sent in error and I should disregard it. I followed up with her by email restating exactly what she told me on the phone, instructing them to work with my insurance company on any future inquiries about the accident, and threatening to involve my attorney (which I did not have) if they ever directly contacted me about it again. And again, I got an apology and saved myself a crazy amount of money.

If you are getting ripped off (or sense you are about to be), you want to ask yourself two things:

1. Can I indisputably prove that I said/did this? That they said/did this? When?

2. What rights do I have under the law? (For a lot of issues, googling “can X legally do Y” + your jurisdiction is a good place to start.)

And then, if you’re in the right, bluff. Act like you’re going to sue even if you know you don’t have the time or resources to do it. They don’t know you won’t, and even if they think they’d win, they know that would cost them more in attorney’s fees than just letting this go.

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THIS. I was born in 1975 (am about to turn 50 in a month and a half) and OMG, so many of my high school classmates have grandchildren!!!

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The thing is, even if you were lucky and your parents taught you how to clean, they probably didn't teach you how to clean the stuff you clean stuff with, like brushes, mops, sponges, rags, and so on. Or how to clean your cleaning appliances, like a dish washer, clothes washing machine, and clothes dryer and its ducts (if you have a ducted dryer), or a carpet cleaner, vacuum, Or how to clean up clean messes, like spilled bleach or detergent.

My parents threw away all of these things (even the vacuum cleaners and the dryer) when they got too dirty to function, because no one even told them THAT they could be cleaned. Cost them thousands of dollars over the years.

All I'm saying is that cleaning is not intuitive, and not knowing how to clean is not a moral failing, but it is something you can learn.

I'm going to reblog this post with resources for learning how to clean things and how to clean cleaning things (I'm not at my desk at the moment). If you have any favorites, please feel free to add them in too!

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Four of Swords. Art by Jesse Lonergan, from The Unveiled Tarot.

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possession horror where the thing possessing the autistic character causes them to behave in a more neurotypical way. autistic possession horror where the thing inside you is easier to communicate with than you are, the thing inside you doesn’t have a flat affect, the thing inside you doesn’t let your body stim, the thing inside you is how you were told to behave and you can only do it when you are no longer you. autistic possession horror where you will never forget that everyone liked it better than you before they found out something was controlling you. autistic possession horror where they know what’s inside you isn’t you and debate whether it would be easier for everyone to leave you like this anyway. you agree. reblog.

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A hill i will die standing on is that picky eaters deserve respect and accommodation and to eat food they enjoy too. Sensory issues, disliked flavors, allergies, intolerances, cultural differences, religious restrictions, moral or political choices, they all deserve to be given consideration if you know you're gonna be cooking for them and to not be excluded from the fundamental right to food & access to the many important social bonding acitivities centered around food

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What people don't seem to understand about hyperfixations is that they're more than just obsessions. For many of us it's a big source of serotonin. There are dangers of over indulging, but not having a hyperfixation, or completely cutting it out of my life definitely sends me into depression.

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Just in case!

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Headcanon CONFIRMED

It’s not really edited. He just does that.

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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The Beatles movies: "🤪 we're getting into silly hijinks™ with paul's silly grandpa !! 👴🏻 omg we gotta save ringo from the bad guys! 😱 now we're goofy skiing and now we're goofy in the Bahamas! friendship 💕 :D"

The Monkees movie: "ᴡ��ʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇɴᴏᴄɪᴅᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴀᴄᴇɴᴛ. ᴄᴏʀᴘᴏʀᴀᴛɪꜱᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇᴇᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄʜᴏᴋᴇʜᴏʟᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛᴠ ɪꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟ. ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇᴀʀ ɪꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀʏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘʀɪꜱᴏɴ."