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bi slut pigeon

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I’ve trained my dogs to expect their dental treats when I offer them “the body of Christ”. Is this heresy or blasphemy?

A rare occasion where it's both! Animals can't receive communion/experience the sacraments because they have no souls. Additionally, I am going to safely assume you aren't a priest, so you aren't allowed to perform transubstantiation. Additionally, the Eucharist cannot be made of dental treats. Finally this whole thing is making a huge mockery of one of the single most sacred acts in Catholicism. Well done!

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

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@ parents who dont let their kids dye their hair: why r u so afraid of ur kid looking cool

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Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)

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Abusive men pave the way for lazy men to get wives and girlfirends.

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FELL IN LAVA PRIDE FLAG

 the blue represents the diamonds you were seeking in your foolish quest

 the greys represent the stone you dug straight through 

 the brown represents minecraft steve, who died due to your carelessness 

the orange represents lava 

the red also represents lava, but could be taken as the red screen that appears when you die

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Pipe expanding machine

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As a side note… I am really annoyed by one thing about Star Trek.

“Replicated food is not as good as real food.”

That’s ridiculous.  In Star Trek, replicator technology is part of the same tech tree as transporters.  Replicated food would be identical to the food it was based on, down to the subatomic level. 

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Excerpt from a mythology textbook circa 3100 AD:

Justin Timberlake is an ancient fertility god thought to have originated somewhere between the late 1800s and early 1900s. Thematically it appears that ancient Timberlaken cult practices were representative of transitional periods, often heralding the coming of expected growth and change. For instance, there is evidence that adolescents (particularly girls) would invoke him for protection and guidance. Followers would brand his image on walls & personal items to invoke his power.

Further evidence suggests the Timberlaken festival occured in late Spring when he would herald the changing of the months, reinforcing the notion of him as a protector and guide through transitions. His festival was celebrated with songs & a feast of fried noodles.

There is much scholarly debate on his connection to the ancient war goddess Britney of the Spear.

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

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