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trying to explain empathy to someone from mammalians nurturable: so imagine there's a goat

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mark getting his chip flooded to see his dead wife and instead the first memory is of him fucking helena eagan.. she flooding on my severance chip till i hemorrhage

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Very funny that Lumon is constantly lying to people like "oh your innie got in a fight" :/, "yeah, you feel off a rope and got a little wet :(", and " whoops! You bonked your head a little bit!"

But with Burt they decided to straight up be like. "Yeah so you have a GAY LOVER and we MUST fire you"

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he’s literally dylan’s favorite perk 🙂

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

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do you think hawkeye misses loon sounds

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you guys were right about hawkeye pierce. he wears bathrobes and hawaiian shirts to work. he's chronically sleep deprived. he's extremely good at his job. he's a pacifist. he causes problems on purpose. he's campy and silly and emotionally repressed. he's six foot two. he has a gin still in his sleeping quarters. he's a staunch ally of the oppressed and ostracised. he's even from maine.

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General...🥺

cute 💕💕💕

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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“She has no right to steal my fucking body” is so interesting coming from Helly because….she did the same thing to Helena. During the OTC she took over Helena’s body and made her say and do things Helena wouldn’t have done and then she left Helena to deal with the consequences of it. And Helena had to stand there and be insulted by her father and make that video where she was forced to say she was just drunk and joking. Helly definitely doesn’t view it that way but that is exactly what she did to Helena during the OTC. They’ve both assaulted each other they’ve both stolen each other’s bodies they’ve both been violated by the other. It just brings up the question again. Who owns the body? Because when Helena was sent back down to the severed floor it was because Helly lives in her body. And Mark won’t work without Helly. Therefore her body must also belong to Mark to accomplish Lumon’s mission. And Helena was forced to take over Helly’s body to spy on them. Neither Helly or Helena own their own body.

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actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

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alright. new plan. we put rtd, moffat, and chibnail into an arena to fight to the death for who gets to be showrunner. and then while they’re distracted with that we get someone actually competent in the chair.

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Actually so obsessed with how much juice there is in this episode, like the fact that choosing to become severed basically brands you as unhireable anywhere else because 1. the ethics and optics of it are so controversial to people 2. outties essentially have no discernible skills that would look good on a resumé because they aren't the ones who actually work, a major cost of the convenience that the procedure offers

Which means they are really only employable by Lumon. They truly do sell their soul to the company store.

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it is so funny that apparently outie irving is like deep in the conspiracy and making clandestine phone calls and sending carefully crafted subliminal messages to his innie and meanwhile innie irving has just been living a gay romantic drama and trying to fuck his coworkers. barely even going "hey what's up with this goo"