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This is literally how I ended up with a GREEN taffeta bridesmaid dress from 1985 with gigantic ruffles.

I have no place to wear such a dress, but ya know what?

I bought it anyway. From a lady on Facebook.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Far Cry. 5: but it’s actually just a very intense mental health retreat/boot camp

“No one is coming to save you… you are in charge of changing yourself. Rise up. Fight! WIN!”

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All I had to do in school to be bullied was have big eyes and be the new kid.

So like, the kids that I’d grown up with in my old town were accustomed to my bulging eyes (I have thyroid eye disease lmao) but as soon as we moved and I stepped foot into a new school in the middle of the year, the kids were almost immediately like “sup, horse fly.”

Not because I was horse fly, but because I had eyes akin to that of a fly and “horse” teeth just a bit too big for my already small face and body.

Anyway, they also bullied me for wearing oversized shirts, a ponytail, and boys track pants every day, so challenge accepted actually.

It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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THE HUNGER GAMES - CHAPTER 2

managed to finish this quick! it's a short chapter, luckily :) doing the bread scene was a treat!!! Full chapter under the cut

Thank you all for the lovely feedback on my other THG comics! If you'd like to check them out:

THG Chapter 1 The Valley Song Scene

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FULL CHAPTER UNDER THE CUT!

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I can finally unveil this personal project! My comic version of chapter one of The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, which I finally managed to get to shortly after SOTR came out. This was a unique project for me that I've been working on, on and off, for the past year or so. Lots and lots of fun, although I did mess up in some parts (typesetting :') ) and the limited color pallette was a unique challenge. Rest of the chapter under the cut! Hope you enjoy :)

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reblog and add ur opinion about:

cucumber/watermelon

bananas

pineapple on pizza

avocado

sparkling water

marmite/vegemite

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I’d let the dog use my car to go to Las Vegas with my credit card, I can’t believe there are people out there who don’t let their dogs on the furniture.

fucked up to me that some people dont let their pets on the furniture. you have this little guy in your house and youre not gonna let them sit on the couch with you? no kitty on the bed? incomprehensible.

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And you know if Tess had been there she woulda been clowning Tommy’s ass too ☠️

Tommy getting bullied by Joel to take Ellie off patrols

Tommy getting bullied by Ellie to get put back on patrols

Tommy getting bullied by Maria when he starts saying offhand shit during a council meeting

this man doesn’t stand a chance lmao

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Been saying this shit for YEARS!!!! Disabled people shouldn’t have to PAY TO EXIST!!!!

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

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I love this, because I was a very chaotic child who (around age 2) figured out how to unbuckle myself from my stroller. So one day I waited until my mom was pushing me along to unbuckle myself and dive out of my moving stroller, where I instantly hit the ground and rolled because my little toddler legs were not strong or steady enough to stick the landing.

Stroller privileges were IMMEDIATELY revoked and they put me on one of those kid leash things.

a shout out to the small baby child today who was demanding liberation from her stroller but who, when asked if she would stay close to mama and not run around acting crazy, paused for a moment to contemplate the question and then answered "prob'ly no"

it cost you your freedom, small child, but i admire your integrity and honesty 😔

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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Also the kid who anime ran down the hall.

The boy who did this at my school was basically a local legend and once paid me $1.25 to watch over his Dr. Pepper while he did a science lab, in which food and drink (Dr. Peepee included) were not allowed. Also he looked like Jesse Eisenberg and his dads decorated their house for EVERY HOLIDAY with extreme attention to detail and no expense spared.

Hope he’s doing okay these days

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This calls for a

Holy moly

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

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Alternative: “okay, okay, I’m sorry! Don’t have a cow!”

Perks: telling someone not to have a cow is both hilarious and gender unspecific. Anyone can say it to anyone without causing harm. (But if you say it to a police officer while drunk and walking 5 miles home from the bar the police officer might get a bit upset, just a heads up)

Cons: literally none (just don’t say it to narc ass boot lickers. Just say yes sir and that’s it.)

"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

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Obsessed with the lady who got her cat a little Hijab and her own prayer mat.

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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I went to bed early last night (responsible adult) because I had to get up at 0500 for work… around midnight I hear my roommate come home and he’s BLASTING “Free Bird” by Lynyrd Skynyrd from his mini speaker. I shout “I’m trying to sleep! Can you please shut that off!”

He turns it up.

SO

As a form of peaceful retaliation, I went through the cupboard this morning and took ALL the snacks and brought them with me to work. When I say all the snacks I mean all of them. Boxes of granola bars, rice cakes, apples, cookies, chips, peanuts, yogurt, celery, and 2 bags of peanuts. We just did a grocery run and I took literally everything we bought.

I left that mf a can of spam and some dented soup cans we got last year from the discount bin at the grocery store. (Also the food in the freezer, I’m not a monster) PLUS I’m gonna be at work until Friday morning.

Enjoy your snackless week beyotch.