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JONATHAN BAILEY as Dr. Henry Loomis

Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025) dir. Gareth Edwards

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the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

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Callum Turner for The Montblanc Sartorial Collection

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Broke: Merlin is a royalist because he is a class traitor boot licker

Woke: Merlin is a royalist because he was raised a peasant in the sixth century and he has the perspective and values typical of that time period on top of his personal experiences with Arthur to give him faith in the enlightened despotism favored by Catherine the Great and Frederick of Prussia.

Bespoke: Merlin is a royalist because anyone who had to live through both the English Civil War and Voltaire's exile to Britain would come out the other side thinking democracy is stupid.

Transcendent: Merlin is not a royalist. He is the divine right of kings in human form. The avatar of Albion and its magic. He does not believe in kings because of Arthur. He believes in Arthur so Arthur gets to be king.

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Arthur: So you have magic?

Merlin: Uh… yeah?

Arthur: for how long?

Merlin: Since birth.

Arthur: And you’re a dragon lord?

Merlin: Yeah my father was and it gets passed down.

Arthur: Sounds like royalty.

Merlin: No? I don’t think so.

Arthur: Yes it is, that means you’re a noble, a lord. We can get married now.

Merlin: WHAT???

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Zoro witnessing Sanji’s bi awakening with Ace and Sanji witnessing Zoro’s with Kiku. Full circle.

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

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I’ll be dead before the day is done (x)

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some more misc. one piece drawings! that or a very non-linear story of how law unwittingly signed himself up for pain

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always try to be kind ✨ smile of a billion suns

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cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

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Sherlock Holmes (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie

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Mr. Blue Eyes something something

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i’ll do anything for korean twitter mota fandom