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i really wonder what Julius Caesar would think of a bunch of neurodivergent rats huddled in a circle chanting ides of march ides of march ides of march and then cheering loudly on the 2067th anniversary of his assassination?
like would he cry?
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uwudonoodle · 1 month
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Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.
Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!
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shrew1989 · 1 month
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earlgrey24 · 1 month
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Brutus seeing the graffiti of him stabbing Caesar all over Rome, c. 44 BC
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queenpanpan · 1 month
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Hey don’t cry….almost time to stab ceaser again ok?
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adeceasedtulip · 1 month
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It's not a holiday without the Destiel meme!!
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aquilacalvitium · 1 month
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chronicallyblonde · 1 year
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julius caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years
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Happy Ides of March, everyone!
Never forget that Caesar saying "et tu, Brute?" was loosely translated by Shakespeare from the Greek phrase "kai su, teknon", (which literally translates to English as "you too, child").
Never forget that the phrase "kai su" has also been found on curse tablets (and a famous mosaic), and that it's highly debated how Caesar might have been using it.
Never forget that, rather than saying a poetic phrase to Brutus (a man Caesar had seen like a son) about how he might find a similar fate someday as he was stabbed,
he could very well have instead been saying something closer to "see you in hell, punk."
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castielssuperhell · 1 month
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original post x
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moonbandit420 · 1 month
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🗿🗡️🩸
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random incorrect tgwdlm
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*Flirts* Hey! Do you wanna celebrate the 2068th Anniversary of stabbing a dictator 23 times ? It will be fun I promise ;)
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sunnifer · 1 year
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et tu, sporus?
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