straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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listen, if you want to be with someone that has ADHD and doesn’t / can’t take medicine for it, you have to understand that we just forget. Yes, we know you had us write it down and put it somewhere obvious, we still forgot. Yes, you just said it 10 times, we still forgot. Yes, you literally, to our face, seconds before, told us in detail, we turned around and forgot immediately. we forget, everything, immediately, most of the time.
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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Either "me-yet" or "me-yet-ay"
Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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Who want to see a tiny cat with big sad eyes
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you arent a real gamer until you played this
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blood as a fashion statement u either get it or u don’t
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Girls will be like “oh I’m just running quick some errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna
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