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Implying meowing is problematic… it literally isn’t, these anti-meower smear campaigns are ridiculous. Global dacuala hegemony now

hey i've been following you for a while and i noticed that recently you reblogged a post called "total global dacuala hegemony" which is actually really problematic because dacuala is a known problematic tumblr user who is documented to have engaged in problematic behavior like sending anonymous asks and meowing. so a post like that would be actually really problematic. i'm sending this to you because i know you will do the right thing and distance yourself from problematic posts and tumblr users like that

yikes! I didn't know he meowed! I will no longer endorse total global dacuala hegemony #absolutelynodacualahegemony

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Antonio, 24

“I am wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.”

May 18, 2017 ∙ East Village

[geyfrog]

hemophilia is a bizarre paraphilia

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I’ll continue @toasthaste’s chain of “last six (five? I forget) non-selfie pictures on my camera roll”, identifying information redacted. I skipped screenshots (and pictures of screens). I will also tag anybody who sees this and wants to do it

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what is it with tiktok tradwives and the worst cooking known to mankind? like where in the bible does it say that it's a cardinal sin to season your food?

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I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

[geyfrog]

I don’t want to be here

I have never been recommended a Tumblr communuty I want to join; in fact, every Tumblr community I’ve ever been shown I actively would not touch with a ten-foot pole

[geyfrog]

Tresspassers will be given a beer and a commemorative "Tresspassing is baddass" lapel pin.

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Tumblr dont recommend meowers to me they recommend “HEAR ME OUT” and “Queer Anti Capitalists” and it’s the problem with societyies these days

I have never been recommended a Tumblr communuty I want to join; in fact, every Tumblr community I’ve ever been shown I actively would not touch with a ten-foot pole

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Recommended to me also: a post I literally just made a post complaining about

I have never been recommended a Tumblr communuty I want to join; in fact, every Tumblr community I’ve ever been shown I actively would not touch with a ten-foot pole

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I have never been recommended a Tumblr communuty I want to join; in fact, every Tumblr community I’ve ever been shown I actively would not touch with a ten-foot pole

[geyfrog]

FULL GLOBAL DACUALA HEGEMONY

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stop investing in my post when youre in the other room thats insider trading

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yeah, yeah, i know, luo guanzhong made one of the most influential works of chinese literature of all time. sure, i get it. that’s pretty impressive. it’s just that i’ve been working on a little book called “romance of the four kingdoms”. which is one better than his thing. but whatever

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I love inorganic in theory but the classes are always the kind that don’t quite match the way I find it easiest to learn shit. So I do things like get C+s (A-s)

I had a dream I got a C+ in a course (in which I only had my grade back for 1 of 2 exams and the thresholds for grades were arbitrarily decided by the professor, so it legit could’ve been anything) and then I woke up and checked and it was actualy an A-. And I got made fun of :(

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i feel like ive made this post before but it always blows me away a little when im out eating with someone and they order more than just an entree. like this is already $20 which after tip and tax is basically $30 and you want to pay more for this one meal? are you made of money?

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british english translation because entree means something different

i feel like ive made this post before but it always proper gobsmacks me a bit when im out eating with one of my mates and they order more than just a main. like this is already £14.90¹ which after tip and tax² is £22.35¹ and you want to pay more for this one bloody meal? are you mad? are you made of pound sterling?

¹as of 05/22/2025, 11:52am PDT

²untranslatable