geyfrog
geyfrog
May's serious and important big blog
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You know, May from the Flowers, or lipu Maje. Cat. Aspiring aspirer. he/she/they/ae/it, per the People. I’m always polling some shit.My "Not allergic to almonds" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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geyfrog · 4 hours ago
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Problematic schmovement gap
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geyfrog · 4 hours ago
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Problematic tier gap
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geyfrog · 8 hours ago
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Not my joke credit to the author ^_^
Call my girl a Barbie the way she's wrapped in plastic #safesex
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geyfrog · 14 hours ago
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Call my girl a Barbie the way she's wrapped in plastic #safesex
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geyfrog · 18 hours ago
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The day I started posting about #itchier fettuccine usage and tips was the best day of my life.
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geyfrog · 19 hours ago
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Circumcisioncels seething over foreskinchads. Hey guys, thanks for reading my post. This was brought to you by posting on company time. Reading posts from souf-v-staff-rematch helps to support what is commonly known as time theft. If you like this post and want to continue supporting time theft, please make sure you continue to follow me. If you do not currently follow me, smash that follow button.
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geyfrog · 19 hours ago
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The percentage of my dash which is yaoi has steadily been growing, despite the fact that I have no interest in yaoi. I feel this, at some point, becomes unsustainable. I need some kind of intervention…
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geyfrog · 22 hours ago
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He said this because I wouldn't tell him my hair color
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geyfrog · 23 hours ago
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If you ever are on a boat then your gender temporarily changes to be the boat version of whatever your gender normally is. Just something to think about.
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geyfrog · 23 hours ago
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Quit calling me girl I am a hairy 190lbs man
......are you under the impression that my beatboxing puppy shitposts are addressed to you personally
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geyfrog · 1 day ago
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a secret cad-comic
happy 1 year anniversary to its abrupt end
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geyfrog · 1 day ago
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geyfrog · 1 day ago
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When will pride month be over already
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geyfrog · 1 day ago
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God places his most immobile of laundry pod residue on your darkest of garments. I need to get out of this fucking dorm
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geyfrog · 1 day ago
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I’ve been May for over four years now. That’s crazy. That’s so many years of May.
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geyfrog · 2 days ago
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geyfrog · 2 days ago
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Typically an adjective accompanies those words
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