You know, May from the Flowers, or lipu Maje. Cat. Aspiring aspirer. he/she/they/ae/it, per the People. I’m always polling some shit.My "Not allergic to almonds" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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i need the humidity to leave the 90s or there will be a brand new wikipedia article
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5 Strawberry btw
top five fruits:
1 Peach
2 Raspberry
3 Lemon
4 Pomegranate
6 Good apple
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top five fruits:
1 Peach
2 Raspberry
3 Lemon
4 Pomegranate
6 Good apple
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some of the asks you guys send me make me feel like i'm sitting the all souls exam
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Bloch killed three of his family members, for which he was institutionalized in a mental asylum for 31 years, during which all of his mathematical output was produced.[1]
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Friday the 13th kinda fell off. I didn't even notice it was today until a few hours ago. People used to say "it's Friday the 13th" but now they do not.
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Friday the 13th kinda fell off. I didn't even notice it was today until a few hours ago. People used to say "it's Friday the 13th" but now they do not.
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*The conditions being:
+He will not kill bugs for you (he won't go out his way to take care of an annoying bug)
+You cannot kill him or bring him any kind of harm
+You cannot remove him from your place of dwelling
+He will mostly be on his web, but sometimes you will find him in other places
+You will find the money near his web when his rent is due
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there are 4 classical civilians of eurasia, arranged pretty neatly from east to west. in order of increasing barbarity also but woke modern historians don't want you to say it
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Goomba fallacy?

thats what theyre callin it. goomba fallacy.
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Generally, the objective of Penis Penis games is to defeat your opponent by causing the third column from the left of their side of the screen to become filled with Penis. Penis are long, slime-like creatures that, in most variations of the game, fall from the top of the screen in groups of two, three, and four. The penises can be moved, dropped, and rotated as they fall. The penis falls until it reaches another Penis or the bottom. When four or more Penis of the same color line up adjacent to each other, the Penis will connect to each other, 'Pop', and disappear. Penis of the same color can connect horizontally or vertically, but not diagonally.
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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all
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it might be interesting to make a poll asking which browser people prefer
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Just typoed "sets" (as in the mathematical construct) as "awra"
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had a granola bar and am no longer hangry. I guess I can grudgingly accept the knowledge that my consciousness is an emergent property of my body and could not exist without it. if I have to
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