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TO MY NON-CANADIAN MUTUALS, WHEN YOU THINK OF A CANADIAN HOCKEY TEAM WHO IS THE FIRST ONE TO COME TO MIND? NO GOOGLING!!!!!!

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So how bout those elves huh

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Regional Toronto Commercials

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tag your tes vi hopes + theories 💖 i'm curious

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real and true

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in celebration of oblivion's birthday, let us kill that foul nord. together

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Giant God Warrior Appears in Tokyo

Edit: Click the link above to view the excellent video this model was based on.

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[suppressing overwhelming swordsaint aura] I am approachable though, right? casual and friendly.

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When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat

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It's weird how geological time works. Eras start and end bit by bit over the course of hundreds of thousands of years. That sounds like a big uncertainty but that sort of timescale, on which the climate can overhaul itself completely and entire species rise and fall, is instantaneous compared to the age of the earth. Any hypothetical sentient creature would have no idea it was living through a major turning point. The Silurian slid into the Devonian as land plants became A Thing and insects started to wonder if 'pilot' might be a good career path, but there was no one moment when one thing ended and another began. That's not how that works...

... except for the Cretaceous. The Cretaceous had a Last Day and it was probably in April, and then the next day it was the Paleogene.

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John Frum, a key figure in many Polynesian cargo cults.

Abraham Lincoln, because you never really appreciate how impressive he is until you read about his life.

Hippopotamuses in Colombia, introduced to South America in the 1970s by Pablo Escobar.

Coming back to Tumblr to give a list of some of my favourite Wikipedia articles before peacing out indefinitely again. I hope you all enjoy, and feel free to add your own faves for others to read:

Zhang Zongchang, China's "basest warlord."

Tarrare, the closest thing I think there ever was to a real-life demon.

Dyēus, the progenitor deity to Zeus and Týr, among others.

A list of Egyptian pharaohs, many of whom are unnamed and likely never existed.

Elvis sightings. What it says on the tin.

The 2016 clown sightings. Remember that?

The Lost City of Z and Percy H. Fawcett, the loser who went looking for it

Porphyrios, a big asshole of a whale.

Mocha Dick, another big asshole of a whale.

The Demon core, and by extension any article on the Manhattan Project.

The Gombe Chimpanzee War, for when you wanted to be reminded how evil chimps actually are.

Wendigo, particularly the sections on the wendigo as a concept and so-called "wendigo psychosis."

The Man in the Iron Mask, the guy not the movie.

Yahweh and Yahwism, an interesting predecessor to the Abrahamic faiths.

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in morrowind it was commonly believed for centuries that skeevers were spontaneously generated by the godhead. this theory was eventually contradicted by natural historian Ole Wyrm, who claimed that skeevers hatched from eggs like kwama. the outlander theory that skeevers gave birth to live young was dismissed as "preposterous" and "gross, caius"

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STOP eating salads because you want to get Skinny✋🚫 START eating salads because theyre yumby plate of leafs ✅🥗

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- Jerzy Gluszek

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hey guys what tattoo should i get next