the silly minecraft men remain rent free in my head (there's some sharks and other shit up there too)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town
academy
adventurer's guild
alchemist
apiary
apothecary
aquarium
armory
art gallery
bakery
bank
barber
barracks
bathhouse
blacksmith
boathouse
book store
bookbinder
botanical garden
brothel
butcher
carpenter
cartographer
casino
castle
cobbler
coffee shop
council chamber
court house
crypt for the noble family
dentist
distillery
docks
dovecot
dyer
embassy
farmer's market
fighting pit
fishmonger
fortune teller
gallows
gatehouse
general store
graveyard
greenhouses
guard post
guildhall
gymnasium
haberdashery
haunted house
hedge maze
herbalist
hospice
hospital
house for sale
inn
jail
jeweller
leatherworker
library
locksmith
mail courier
manor house
market
mayor's house
monastery
morgue
museum
music shop
observatory
orchard
orphanage
outhouse
paper maker
pawn shop
pet shop
potion shop
potter
printmaker
quest board
residence
restricted zone
sawmill
school
scribe
sewer entrance
sheriff's office
shrine
silversmith
spa
speakeasy
spice merchant
sports stadium
stables
street market
tailor
tannery
tavern
tax collector
tea house
temple
textile shop
theatre
thieves guild
thrift store
tinker's workshop
town crier post
town square
townhall
toy store
trinket shop
warehouse
watchtower
water mill
weaver
well
wind mill
wishing well
wizard tower
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To the spider that was on my floor in the middle of the night
I'm sorry
I'm sorry I am afraid of something so small
We could've become allies combating the ants that are surely to arrive with spring
You were probably only wondering what this large hairless creature was doing also on the floor when he's got every other place to be
Maybe you were wondering about the reason I winced when I moved
Why my legs and arms were stained red
I know what you're final thoughts were
As you tried to flee and you begged for mercy from my heartless and cruel fears
As you surely screamed in agony I hope you lay a thousand curses upon my name
I hope you went to spider heaven and ate juicy flies to your hearts content
I wish I could have killed you in one blow
I apologized even then
Remembering that you are only small
I cursed my foolish fears
I probably won't change
But I promise to try
To try at least to take lives with only one quick blow
I'm sorry
We could've been allies
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doodle i lazily colored because the actual drawing wasnt doing it for me,,, plus a timelapse cause, idk why not?
anyway tango is attractive help
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability
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Scar: *ranting about Disney, as usual*
The server chat:
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Mental illness representation on Hermitcraft
Joel - mania
Keralis - left handed
Etho - his setup
Mumbo Jumbo - has physicaly tied himself to his desk with safety wires in order to unlearn thumb-shifting. Seriously what's up with that
Grian - government worker
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I bring the kinda "fuck it we ball" energy to the rebellion that the navy doesn't quite appreciate
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You get a new job. The pay isn't great. Your co-workers are your ex and a workaholic. You get nightmares from The Horrors. You just got an email from a cryptid. The IT guy wants to fistfight you.
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True friends are the ones who treasure your eight hours of sleep no matter the circumstances <3
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Let's imagine for a second that being a vampire he can enjoy the sun ʚ(◡`)ɞ

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a mini comic to memorialize Emizel's amazing fighting technique and accuracy, and Arthur's infinite patience
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