There’s a Better One in the Shed by Life of a Craphead
“We created two purple things with the restriction that when the bumpy one is shown the smooth one is kept in a shed nearby.”
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when in doubt, meme
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Palestinian-Canadian artist, Nemahsis, was dropped by her label for speaking up on Palestine in October 2023. Since then, she's been shared across social media for her cover of Lorde's 'Teams' that went viral after Nema recorded her version of it over her own personal footage of Palestine. Nema has produced, recorded, and released her latest single, 'stick of gum' entirely independently after multiple labels refused to work with her for speaking up as a Palestinian. She is a truly outstanding artist with an unparalleled voice, sound, and vision that's eclectic, full of heart and conviction, and mesmerising in its beauty. Please, listen to her and support Palestinian artists.
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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.
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as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:
- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around
- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role
- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue
- gromit from wallace and gromit
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There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"
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treasure behind every waterfall… and in each toilet stall a jumpscare… we've earned this we deserve this
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just imagine rounding the corner and coming face to face with
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y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it's supposed to be slow paced. you're a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren't yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????
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currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is
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a lil experiment........
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>be me
>open tumblr in public
>falin's tits
>frantically close tumblr
>open twitter
>falin's tits again
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Wu Xi: [gets down on one knee]
Jing Beiyuan: Yes it’s finally happening
Wu Xi: [falls over]
Jing Beiyuan: The sedative is kicking in
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