ghost-comets
ghost-comets
prose and constellations
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help girl i'm trapped in the celestial sphere | anser, any pronouns
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ghost-comets · 19 days ago
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this sucks i'm going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] become an anchoress
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ghost-comets · 1 month ago
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They're raising the price on dropout subscriptions because they blew the budget on VFX to give Vic Michaelis a negative score on Game Changer
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ghost-comets · 1 month ago
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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck
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ghost-comets · 1 month ago
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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
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ghost-comets · 3 months ago
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Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system
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ghost-comets · 3 months ago
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Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame
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ghost-comets · 3 months ago
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was not aware mike trapp worked at my uni cafeteria
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ghost-comets · 3 months ago
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Made this for a friend
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ghost-comets · 3 months ago
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Given that Helvetica is still alive, we can assume that, chronologically, the scene of Comic Sans hitting on her at a party occurs before his meeting with Times New Roman. This is further evidenced by the birthday party he invites her to— in all likelihood the same one whose invitation TNR mocks—along with his loss of whimsy and theatrics, which would be explained by the death of the font he loved. In this essay I will
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ghost-comets · 4 months ago
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so uhhh, Great Comet is being revived and I think that's neat
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ghost-comets · 5 months ago
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brother got me the gilear plushie for christmas, currently taking suggestions on what comically unfortunate situations i should put him in
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ghost-comets · 5 months ago
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finally caught up on the dragon prince here's my contribution
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ghost-comets · 5 months ago
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What are ur pronouns?
im taking suggestions
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ghost-comets · 5 months ago
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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
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ghost-comets · 5 months ago
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ghost-comets · 6 months ago
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Do you know of any movies/shows/books/games set in or directly inspired by your hometown? NOT the nearest major city (unless you truly live in that city ofc) but the actual place you were raised
yes, and I live in a major city
yes, and I DON'T live in a major city
not that I know of
I have no/multiple hometowns or some other nuanced answer
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ghost-comets · 6 months ago
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Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.
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