River any pronouns adult (derogatory)sanguine fandoms: deltarune, tma/tmagp, gravity falls, sally face
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honestly you can convince parents that just about anything is necessary for their kids’ well-being except, like, respecting their boundaries/identities/basic human rights.
like, people will spend hundreds of dollars on classical music brain training kits for literal newborn infants because someone on good morning america said it might make them 0.3% smarter but god forbid you tell them to stop reading their kids’ fuckin diaries or use their correct pronouns.
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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
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I got a snail and my betta is being such a creeper. he’s not trying to attack it he’s just following it around staring at it lol
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Let’s be whimsical in the flowers with mama
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accidentally soaked a gopher today... not a joke or innuendo. Poured a five gallon bucket over a tree where our irrigation system is shut off and this thang hopped out of the ground.

He's big mad now too


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Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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my horrible younger brother The Duke seems less than enthused about my transition; namely since all his fiendish plots and schemes to steal my line to the throne are all for naught, since he's now technically the firstborn son
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fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg
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Also. I hate that the term “male gaze” is so divorced from its original context. It’s a film term. For film. And not something that you’re supposed to apply to real life people doing real life people stuff.
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i redrew my sal reference drawing from last august yesss
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Sal from a few months ago
Shoutout to @romantixx-cannibal for the background <333
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art since September last year, but I decided to finish it only now. аctually, it's Megan from Sally Face
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Rough day today so here’s a doodle I did to make myself feel better :)
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Sally Face with his Gear Boy

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