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“Self care is not selfish”

reminder from our favourite blue boi to love yourself~

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FOR @calilee !!!!! based off her moe sleeve boyfriend jacket klance 

both the gif and not..gif :’))))

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After the paladins save the universe and whatever, I want them to say “I didn’t save the universe for this” anytime something mildly inconvenient happens to them

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Galra Lance and Pidge would totally gang up on Keith and do like super weird shit and be like "oh- it's galra stuff.. humans don't do this?" and they're like just idk stealing his pillows or clothes and hiding them places while hunk sits aside with his head in his hands and shiro is shaking his head disappointed. Also imagine Keith taking a night walk and Lance is there and just GLOWING EYES IN THE DARK so Keith screams and punches him.

Night walk:

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why are these ““rivals”” this close to one another,, hmmmmm,,

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I'm a Gryffindor and like

#Accurate

The houses as.... Writers

Gryffindor: 

the hemingway’s of the world

their writing is full of angst and personal experience

can often come across as anecdotic- they take what has happened to them and apply it to a broader spectrum

there is an underlying current of passion in everything they write

many late nights w/ coffee because they were suddenly inspired at 2am while nearly dreaming

Ravenclaw: 

the fantasy writers

create whole worlds bc they aren’t satisfied with the one’s they are in

stories often make a statement on real world issues in a creative way

prefers to use a typewriter/hand-write their stories

shares their ideas with very few

almost never finishes a story bc they have so many half-finished ideas swirling in their heads

Slytherin: 

the realistic writers

creates painfully authentic, multi-faceted characters with abundant flaws

their writings aren’t meant to teach a lesson; simply to share a story

draw inspiration from those around them; MAJOR people watchers

their writing is highly sophisticated and not easy to digest; you have to pay attention to every detail

prefer writing in the 3rd person; like to take an omnipotent view as a way of removing themselves from the piece

take great pride in their work and don’t reveal it until it’s at a standard that they approve of (and that bar is HIGH) 

Hufflepuff: 

the poets

a lot of YA authors are hufflepuff

create beautiful imagery in everything they write

their attention to detail is impeccable; they want to ensure that what they imagine is what the audience also envisions

their writing is raw with emotion and makes the reader feel for the characters

1st person stories

very open/receptive to criticism; seeks out ways to improve upon their creation

their stories always have a moral that they want the world to know

everything they write is a piece of them

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Corpse Bride (2005) 

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Lance for forgetting everything temporarily

Ohhhhhhhhh

You can read this with slight klangst if you want! 

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Lance groaned as he lifted his head off the ground, everything hurt and Lance slowly looked at his surroundings. He was on some sort of planet, that definitely wasn’t Earth, and he stared at the giant Blue lion that was laying a couple hundred meters away from him. 

Is that a giant lion? Judging from where I’m located and the lion is located I must have come from inside that ship? Lance attempted to stand up but pain consumed him and he fell right back down on the purple grass. What type of place has purple grass?

Lance laid in complete silence his head throbbing and his muscles screaming out in pain whenever he moved them slightly. After a few minutes of Lance attempting to remember how he got in this situation he heard someone calling his name. 

“Lance? Lance? Are you okay?” A low panic voice came through Lance’s helmet and Lance groaned in pain from the noise. 

“Keith calm down, Pidge has the Blue Lion on our scanners, he can’t be far from her.” Another low voice came over Lance’s helmet and Lance threw the helmet off his head. Everything was too loud and Lance didn’t know who these people were or how they knew his name. 

How do they know me? I don’t recognize them at all, and what the fuck is a Pidge? 

Lance felt his heart race increase when he saw more giant lions fall down from the sky. Lance had no idea what they were but they landed next to the Blue lion and were those people coming out of them? Lance could barely keep his eyes open and he eventually let sleep consume him just as he heard footsteps get closer. 

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About a week later Lance fell out of the pod and was immediately caught by Hunk. 

“LANCE! You’re finally awake!” Hunk hugged his best friend tighter, ignoring the confused sounds Lance was making. 

Lance felt like he couldn’t breathe and used all of his strength to push back against the person who was hugging him. “Get off me!” After what felt like eternity the person let Lance go and he slumped to the floor. 

Lance looked around the room and saw six strange looking people that were looking at him like they knew him and that he was crazy for pushing that guy away from him and screaming at him. 

“Lance are you alright?” A ginger haired man with a huge moustache approached him with concern in his eyes. 

Lance looked at the man who was speaking to him. “Who are you?” 

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Lance was sitting what was apparently his bedroom with the man he now knew as Coran. He was escorted here after a raven haired boy started to scream and the man who hugged him broke down crying. 

“So you are telling me that you don’t know any of the people in this place?” Coran questioned as he stared at Lance intently. 

Lance shook his head no, “should I?” 

“Yes, we’ve been living together for a few months now. You knew Hunk and Pidge back at the Garrison. Shiro was your hero and Keith was your rival.” Coran counted off his fingers as he listed the different thing Lance should know. 

Lance was destroying his brain thinking about what Coran was saying but everything seemed like new information. “I’m sorry, I just don’t remember any of it.” 

Coran sighed and stood up from where he was sitting. “Stay here, I’ll get you some food and we can discuss ways to jog your memory.” 

Lance watched the older man exit his room and placed his head in his hands. I don’t know what I should know. Who are these people? Why am I with them? What purpose do I serve with them? Lance kept his head in his hands and stayed in his room even when he heard the same raven hair boy yelling down the hallways and other people telling him to calm down. 

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I really liked this idea tbh 

I may write more if people want! 

I hope you like it! 

Sorry this took so long!!!

Thank you! 

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Y'konw the only thing that I Don't like a lot in lance it's how small his pupils are! Like c'mon give some justice to my boy lance! I want to get a better view on his blue eyes! (BTW hello again!)

Friend, fear not, I’ve got you covered - I present to you, Lance’s eyes:

blue boy 💙

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I love when they work well as a team and support each other

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watermelon paladin 

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Team Voltron as shit I’ve heard playing Overwatch

Shiro: WHY IS EVERYONE ON MY TEAM A FUCKING CHILD ALL I WANT IS TO NOT BE LOSING JUST ONCE

Hunk: I'm not here to fight people, I'm cooking potnoodle and I want to have polite conversation

Lance: Is anyone here a girl because if you date me I won't own your asses.

Keith: I don't care if you want me to stop playing Hanzo, he's hot and I need this.

Pidge: TheLegend27 would not stand for this

Allura: Your mistake was thinking you could beat me, but you played as men and I played to win.

Coran: WHY ARE YOU ALL FIGHTING I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A TEA PARTY

bonus

Zarkon: Whichever player took Winston, stop playing Winston, I want to be Winston

Haggar: Which button does the magic bc all I'm doing is shooting and losing.

Shay: You thought I was nice but I was actually killing you

Lotor: WHOEVER JUST SAID I HAVE GREASY HAIR CAN SUCK MY DICK

Varkon: If I could sleep with Reaper I would be fast asleep right fuckign now.

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I hope this is half as funny drawn out as it was in my head bc i  s o b b e d. idk lance probably doesn’t know how belts work.

bonus under the cut:

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when making ace characters/headcanons please remember:

not liking romance =/= being ace

not liking sex =/= being ace

ace =/= cishet

ace = no sexual attraction

“lol their sexuality is pizza” fuck you

but seriously ace people are not obsessed with food

some ace people like sex. some are just neutral. some are sex-repulsed. it’s not a unanimous thing.

“I think this character is ace” “but they’re gay!” yeah what’s your fuckin point

being ace =/= not gay

don’t infantilize ace people. being ace doesn’t make someone uwu pure

it’s okay to headcanon kids as ace. it’s not like you’re not allowed to be ace until you hit a certain age. If I had more information about what being ace was when I was a kid, I have no doubt I would have been calling myself ace way earlier.

however: your reasoning for headcanoning a kid as ace shouldn’t be because they’re not having/interested in sex. Well, yeah, duh. Of course they aren’t. They’re a kid.

ace people can’t be “cured” by “the right person”

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SO I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE JIMMY NEUTRON MOVIE ON AMAZON AND NOT ONLY ARE THE SUBTITLES DELAYED BY AN ENTIRE TWO MINUTES

BUT THOSE FIRST TWO MINUTES ARE OCCUPIED BY SUBTITLES FOR THE FREAKING???? RUBBER DUCKIE THEME SONG FROM SESAME STREET????

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE

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Blue Lion: Welcome, Princess Allura. I’m glad you are my paladin and together we will strengthen our bond in order to take down the Galra.

Allura: Thank you, Blue. I look forward to piloting you.

Red Lion: so, Lance, do you have a crush on Keith? you think he’s hot? if you don’t tell me i’ll throw you out of the cockpit

Lance: what the hell? i’m not telling you anything

Red Lion opening door: yeet i guess