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wait wtf that mercury elixir actually made me immortal. i thought my eunuch was just fucking with me
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tumblr communities function working exactly as expected
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“my hair journey” what journey did you go on. “journey.” that’s no journey. you had shoulder length hair and you grew it out. the word you want is progression. do not bring frodo and odysseus into this discussion.
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Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.
So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.
And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.
Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.
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shoutout to the horny freaks in fandom. this is a freaks please do interact zone
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Here's a little butterfly skeleton i drew, totally scientifically accurate
(source: trust me bro)
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#lord of the mysteries#lotm#klein lotm#klein moretti#lord of mysteries#this was so funny to me#im on chapter 180#i am reading on the webnovel app bc i like the comments but i have the many files of it on my laptop#also this autistic bitch needs dark mode
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if she's your girl why is she peeling me like a babybel and molding the wax into a tiny animal
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I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON
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we know those green lesbians are getting an anime but if they don’t use one foo fighters song im gonna riot the soundtrack has to be on POINT i won’t accept anything less
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we know those green lesbians are getting an anime but if they don’t use one foo fighters song im gonna riot the soundtrack has to be on POINT i won’t accept anything less
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The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't a Guy At All 💚 Anime Announcement PV
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