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she-ra is still so so funny to me like. as a concept

dreamworks/netflix/mattel: ok mr. stevenson, we’d like this reboot to be a fun kids show with a good story for the whole family and lots of nostalgia to bring in revenue for the franchise etc. sound good?

nate stevenson, planning a story in his head where pop culture icon & beloved 80s childrens hero She-Ra is a brainwashed christian imperialist soldier who has a sexuality crisis over her gay arch enemy for 5 seasons then kills god by kissing her: mhm yes absolutely

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this is legitimately the funniest thing ive seen all day

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interesting how it's always "iranian regime" and never "israeli regime" and definetly never "iran, where the us and uk overthrew a democratically elected leader because the iranian parliment voted to nationalise iranian oil to stop foreign countries profiting off of their resources, with the western powers' actions ultimatly leading to the islamic republic of iran that they so fear"

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where is any higher quality version of this image

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shinji ikari

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Senshi charm design done and he might have a special flip side that may or may not involve his undies 👀

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Internet Safety

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In the forest, one day.

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by far the funniest mdzs ao3 tag i've come across

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I was inspired

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@magistralucis this feels like your cup of tea ☕

I think that we as a society are ignoring a crucial aspect of the Necrontyr having an aristocracy: cheesy romance tropes. For example:

--Obyron having to do valet duties for Zahndrekh. Including homoerotic shaving. Did the necrontyr have facial hair? I don’t know and I don’t care. What matters is the inherent eroticism of shaving your lord, being trusted to hold a razor to his throat. Literally every single horny lord/knight trope.

--this post

--Zandrekh sugar daddying Obyron, “you deserve fine things.” or “Nonsense! you’ve served me so well, it’s the least I could do.” 

--We know Djoseras and Zultanekh had a correspondence. We can also surmise, based on Djoseras’....everything, that there’s a 90% chance they never consummated or maybe even acknowledged their love. But that does not preclude yearning letters, with their love underlying every word. 

--Someone (Zahndrekh?) giving Imotekh a crash course in how to look and act like a noble. Imotekh showing up at court like Cinderella. “when did he get hot?” “always has been.”

--arranged marriages! The triarchy did this to settle dynastic wars. Hilariously, Oltyx probably would have been married off, since he’s the younger son.

--elaborate uniforms! fashion as a power play! Zandrekh is amazing at this.

--the role of the crypteks in all of this. They kind of fill the priest niche, and we know they would take kids from all classes if they had potential. But they’re always on the outside looking in. I bet they were supposed to be celibate, which leads to Scandal. Arch-crypteks filling the Renaissance cardinal role?

-- Also, Trazyn thinks getting Orikan to break his sacred vow is hot. Orikan is like “you fool. you are hardly the only person I’ve broken my vows for.”

--Overlord Trazyn, confirmed bachelor. Famous for dodging attempts to marry him off.

--Class difference in romance in general. “My father the phaeron sent my poor suitor to the front lines. He returned covered in glory and is now a suitable match.” This could be an Oltyx/Yenekh trope, with, Yenekh looking dashing as fuck in his dress uniform.

--It's important to note that the Olytx/Yenekh class difference isn't so much noble/commoner as it is Mr. Darcy/Elizabeth Bennet. Do with that what you will.

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High effort shitpost for a video I’m working on

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by Phi Nguyễn

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Tau Empire

by Karl Kopinski