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Nico: If we lose, you鈥檙e out of the will.
Frank tearing up:I was in the will?
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Leo: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Piper: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
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Will: Nico is so...
Percy : Annoying?
Jason: Cute?
Hazel : Funny?
Leo : Weird?
Will: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!
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Nico: This bloodline ends with me.
Leo: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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Annabeth : Are you drinking enough water?
Nico: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
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Frank: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Leo: It鈥檚 a book. There鈥檚 a lot of those in here, this is a library.
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Leo: I feel like Rachel is looking down on me.
Will: That鈥檚 because she鈥檚 on the counter and you鈥檙e short.
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Percy: Hazel, you need to calm down.
Hazel, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
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Hazel: So, what's for dinner?
Nico, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.
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Leo: You know, people treat me like a god.
Rachel : How?
Leo: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Frank : I will not let you down.
Leo: Sounds fun. ( crying inside)
Piper : K.
Nico: No, I'm fucking not.
Annabeth: Do I have to be?
Percy: Please gods, I am so tired.
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piper: Any idiot would know that.
leo: I knew that!
piper: See?
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Nico: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Leo: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.
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Nico: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Will: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Nico : People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Nico : And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Percy: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Gover: We could attack them with hummus.
Percy : I stand corrected.
Grover : Just keeping things in perspective.
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Leo: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Jason: Leo dude, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Leo: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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