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Oliver: Tell your rugrat to stop correcting my form.

Bruce: You should listen to him, he's an experienced combatant.

Oliver: Do you think your 10 year old is smarter than me?

Bruce: All of my children are smarter than you.

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Ahh! girl help im being bombarded with affection from a beloved mutual!

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A fanfic idea:

Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.

He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.

And it pisses his siblings off.

Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.

And there is something fishy.

He is also Red Hood.

No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.

So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.

Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members

And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :

"Hey Dad. I can explain."

And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.

Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!

And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.

(Edit: As someone who doesn't really write (or can write good stories), I want to say, feel free to use this prompt for a fanfiction. Just please give credits to me (because I don't know if someone else had also this idea and posted it) and please inform me if you publish something (because I want to read a fanfiction like this too))

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Mr Red Hood sir your magnificent armored breasts look so heavy maybe I can hold them for yUOOHGSWRYHJHHLWOEKGZETHK *gets titty tazer'd*

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fashionably late ✨️ (got scolded for being one hour late)

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Writer Spotlight!

For our next Spotlight, let's have some GREAT reads with @bi-bats ! Check out their incredible work on their A03 page as well as a snip from one of their works below. We can't wait to see what their creative brain brings to the zine!

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hiiiiiii jpeg. im sliding in with some ask game questions uhhhhh *checks watch* two weeks after you reblogged it 😅. feel free to ignore! or pick and choose! ily and i hope you are doing well 💕

2, 4, 7, 10, 19, 30, 33, and 40 pls 🙏

lol bean I Also forgot about that ask game

gifting you a shortcake made with the strawberry bouquet you gave me <3 [🍰]

2. Anything that you'd like to write but feel like you're unable to?

I have a couple long fic ideas that I'm in love with, one civilian!Tim JayTim and one Stray!Tim JayTim, but I've never written anything as plot driven or as long as they would be. Especially right now after an unplanned several month writing hiatus. when will my husband (ability to write) return from the war (writers block)

4. Do you have any OCs? Do you have a story for them?

Not really, no. Whenever I get super into a fandom/show/film/etc I like to imagine little self inserts of myself in those universes for funsies, but the only truly original characters I've created have been for short films and stageplays.

7. Your favourite ao3 tag.

I don't have a go-to tag that I add when searching for fics, but the top three suggestions for additional tags in my ao3 bookmarks are hurt/comfort, anal sex, and Tim Drake Needs a Hug. so. i feel like that says a lot.

10. Top three favourite fic tropes.

Whump, soulmate AU, 5+1

30. Describe a fic that almost happened, but then it didn't.

In the depths of my scrap pile, there lay an abandoned google doc with only the vaguest outline for a humorous 5+1 detailing all the goofy ways YJ carries Tim around since he's the only non-meta. It was inspired by this super hilarious and adorable fanart I saw somewhere. RIP Passenger Seat (2022-2022)

33. Give your writing a compliment.

That shit SLAPS. It's crazy, it's like all of those feel-good fluffy fics were written specifically with my own preferences in mind. Re-read kudos <3

40. Write a 9-word fic.

"Kiss me?" Tim asked - begged - him. "Before I die?"

19 answered here!

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1, 19, 21, 36, & 39 for the ask game pls? 💖

Which of your fics would you keep the basic plot of but rewrite completely?

Mmmmmm probably Small Price, Necessary Sacrifice. I love a good breaking the bed trope but it was one of my very first fics Ever so i find the writing very. unrefined.

19. Share a snippet from a wip without giving any context for it.

Bruce answered the nurse’s remaining questions in a daze, nodding and humming at all the right times, signing the paperwork that was handed to him, pulling his clothes back on once she’d left. His head was a barren desert with a hollow whistling passing through it and a tumbleweed rolling across the empty landscape. The tumbleweed being his single coherent thought of, Fuck.  It didn’t hit him until he was standing in the middle of the parking garage trying to remember where he’d parked his car. “Holy shit,” he said aloud to the line of apathetic vehicles in front of him. He bent over, bracing his hands on his knees. “Christ on a fucking bicycle.”

21. Can you accurately predict how long your fics are going to be? If you can, what's your secret?

Vaguely? I always know before I start whether what I'm writing will be a one-shot, short chaptered, or long chaptered, but sequels and extra chapters have a way of sneaking up on me. I can guess word count pretty accurately when I'm doing a writing challenge because the amount of time I have to write is more specific.

36. How do you come up with fic titles? What's the one you're most proud of?

Depends on the fic! If one is inspired by a song it gets a lyric title, but other than that I just go by general vibes. Whatever the main theme of the story is usually informs the title.

My favorite fic title is Detective Timothy Drake and the Mysterious Case of the Unclaimed Dildo, cuz i think it's hilarious, but the one I'm most proud of is probably Phleum Pratense because its a sneaky clue as to the contents of the story.

39. Wildest AU scenario you have written?

okay i have a wip going right now where all of the batkids are bruce's biological children. and all of the other biological parents happen to be members of the rogues gallery. so that one's kinda wild.

Gifting you a bouquet of rice shiefs in thanks for the ask, tauria 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

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i just wanted to draw bernard with red robin

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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

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The batkids asking Bruce, "who's your favorite?" but Bruce gives a different answer each time. The answer depends on which one of them have caused the least amount of property damage recently, any reports of major or minor injuries, whatever Alfred is currently complaining about, how many gray hairs he's spotted in the mirror, which of their villains he's encountered last, whether mercury is in retrograde, who's asking, and how petty Bruce is feeling.

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