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Why am I bringing four pairs of shoes on a five day vacation
#somehow i have filled up my bag even more than i did when we were in Japan for twelve days#make it make sense
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I really dig her vampire hunter d vibes
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The funniest wipe I've ever had in a raid was probably in a12n. He made the portals that the dps are supposed to run into and kill an add. But for reasons known only to them, both the off tank and the MAIN TANK decided to run into portals. So then Alex aggroed on each dps and healer in turn and killed them all before the tanks came back.
After we respawned someone asked the mt in chat why he did it and he just wrote "idk" and then pulled.
#ffxiv#the second funniest was also a12n#someone dced so we didnt get lb3 and then we all just had to stand there while he blew us up
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28 minute Alexander run
#a12n somehow nobody left but also no one knew how to play apparently#shout out to the dps who told me to tank lb every single time when we got to that point despite me doing it every single time#it wasn't even a funny wipe people just couldn't do any of it
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#ffxiv#i try to pick something that fits the story if i can#for the garlemald invasion i was Imperial Nuisance#and for the second half of endwalker i had The Mythril Heart#for the first part of dawntrail i had Special Advisor#now im just fucking around with erenville so i picked some that i like the sound of#different one for each class main
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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I would play 100 hours of me and Erenville walking around new places and chilling on vacation, helping random people.
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LITERALLY IF YOU TALK WITH HIM RIGHT AFTER HE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT SEEING HIS CHILDREN GROWN UP
I HAVE TO. IT'S SO FUNNY.
Just met Ketenramm and he looks SO MUCH like my WoL. I am rapidly considering changing her backstory so that she's his bastard daughter who presumed him lost at sea.
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Just met Ketenramm and he looks SO MUCH like my WoL. I am rapidly considering changing her backstory so that she's his bastard daughter who presumed him lost at sea.
#ffxiv#genuinely the first roe npc I've met that looks anything like her#the timeline probably wouldn't work out but like. it would be soooo funny#dawntrail spoilers
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What the fuck is Bakool Ja Ja's problem?!
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all of the stuff I've said about the WoL's suffering and dehumanization as a result of being chosen as Hydaelyn's champion, but also the fact that Venat does truly, deeply care about them.
Everything you've gone through, good and bad alike, does serve a higher purpose. But She didn't choose you just to forge you into a living weapon, but to make a perfect counterargument against the Endsinger's nihilism, against despair itself. You are the answer.
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Just did Worqor Zormor. I was so excited to climb the mountain I didn't pay much attention to the start. I was already a tank, checked that Wuk Lamat was happy to dps, and ran in. Made it through two packs of mobs before I was like, wait, if I'm the tank, and Wuk Lamat is dps, and Alphinaud stayed behind... who the fuck is healing me?
The terror I felt when I saw healer Alisaie in the party list cannot be described.
#ffxiv#dawntrail spoilers#look it was fine she kept me alive#but like. never once in this game did I think alisaie had any desire to heal.#three separate times i noticed the lb was full and was wondering why she hadn't used it before i remembered
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Comparing them to Raubahn and the Sultana also made post Stormblood excellent. Aerliht has been on her own far more in Stormblood than Heavensward, where she and Alphinaud were like joined at the hip for most of it. And then the Sultana more or less forces Raubahn to go back to Ala Mhigo without her even though they both obviously love each other... auuugfffhh my heart.
Then Alphinaud decides to go off to Garlemald alone as an ambassador, gets into a plane crash, goes missing, and ends up in a coma. Aerliht was having the worst time of her life.
Post ARR, Aerliht was looking at Raubahn and the Sultana and thinking, this is me and Alphinaud. He is smart and powerful and doing important political things and I am his loyal knight.
And then the bloody banquet happens. Seeing the manifestation of her entire future and career and most important relationship destroyed in front of her very eyes. And it's arguably Alphinaud's fault. He doesn't actually know what he's doing.
#i do think letting Alphinaud go off to garlemald alone was the most ooc thing the game's ever made me do#i Cannot imagine a world where Aerliht just let that happen without throwing a major fit#it's hella dangerous and she's happy to act as his bodyguard#also I don't think there was even any urgent reason for her to stay? like the war was largely won.#if she hadn't been able to go for some reason I'm sure she would've tried to send alisaie or thancred or arenvald or literally anyone
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Post ARR, Aerliht was looking at Raubahn and the Sultana and thinking, this is me and Alphinaud. He is smart and powerful and doing important political things and I am his loyal knight.
And then the bloody banquet happens. Seeing the manifestation of her entire future and career and most important relationship destroyed in front of her very eyes. And it's arguably Alphinaud's fault. He doesn't actually know what he's doing.
#i know most people are pissed at alphinaud for acting like wol works for him post arr#but Aerliht completely thought of herself as like his attack dog basically#and was perfectly fine with that#she was suspicious of ilberd but thought she could protect Alphinaud if it went bad#and then realizing too late that they were both in over their heads#chef's kiss incredible
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the fucked up thing about critically acclaimed hit mmorpg final fantasy fourteen is that it actually is that good
#ffxiv#genuinely started playing it bc of the meme#i was hella bored and it was free#never played a jrpg or mmo before#thought i would give up after like two hours#lol lol lol no#literally rewrote my brain chemistry
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Wuk Lamat saying basically "I can't depend on other people because I have to be a good leader" is an extremely funny thing to say to the WoL, who is the #1 person on every single Eorzean leader's speed dial when they run into an issue they can't deal with.
#ffxiv#dawntrail spoilers#i know that was like the point of that conversation but i loled irl when she said it#like this is immediately after helping the satrap of radz at han save his sister#and after the sultana calls you bc she wants to go dungeon delving for funsies#not to mention u know. all of endwalker.#wuk lamat let me fight zoraal ja and bakool ja ja i am begging u i am sooooo good at fighting#also i just wanna beat up thancred and urianger just a little bit please
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Going mad with power and replacing all the NPCs in the estate house with namazu.
The president of my FC hasn't logged in in over a month and thus I have become the president!
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