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The whole point of having handheld consoles like the switch and steam deck is kind of hampered by the fact that I can’t find a single handbag that fits them

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Behold, the most beautiful woman in the world! And now, not only would you feel snapped-in-half if she glares at you, she could actually snap you in half! like a twig! What a wonderful development!

so yeah muscle china BARELY won the poll xD

Props to @squidcave for doing this first, check them out!

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they want you to make fried rice

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I appreciate their perfect little snoots, and all the work they do as valuable pollinators, and also how they are very stupid and keep flying into my face at high velocities when I'm outside at twilight <3 no brain cells between them

image description: a photo of a fuzzy dark brown bat in profile on a black background with yellow text in the lower left corner that is the copyright for the photographer of this photo image source: Merlin D. Tuttle

Evening Bat (Nycticeius humeralis) This species of bat is never encountered in caves, prefering hollows in trees (such as those made by woodpeckers, perhaps?) or under pieces of loose bark. Little is known about their exact migration habits (though searches of local caves have indicated that they don't hibernate there), they seem to just disappear from their summer roosts to reappear in their winter roosts (and they are believed to remain active throughout the winter at their winter roosts).

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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stop reading tomes with the gnomes and come read a scroll with the ghoul

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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it’s been said before and it will be said again but i’m begging you all nicely to restrain yourselves from being so casually aggressive and rude and obnoxious in the tags & reblogs of a complete stranger’s posts. no one wants to know that you hate [tv show that op giffed]. no one wants to know that you hate [character that op drew]. no one wants to hear you being ugly and negative for no reason. say what you want to say in your own post. don’t hit the reblog button. blacklist relevant tags. unfollow or block relevant accounts. log out. shut down. get help.

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have we done this yet (eugh art from 2023)

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I made some pride bats, enjoy! 🦇🏳️‍🌈 EDIT: Part 2

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i worry when people follow me after only seeing a single post. where's your inquisitive nature? what if i suck?

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Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

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one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

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"Lose myself in pieces

Made of broken hearts

How do I love when I'm loveless

Begging for a taste I lost?"

My singing voiceclaim for Mael uploaded a new song. Angst ensues. He misses the Dream.

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immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues