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Nikolai is the type of professor whose students would ask him, "Professor. What did you have for dinner?" And he'd say 7 dumplings, a pint of beer and a man [the man is Fyodor but his students don't know it entirely] and the students cheer like 17th century pirates before starting the class. Pros of having a cool East European homosexual history professor.

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Fyodor: I am appointed by God to wipe out ability users by any means necessary
Also Fyodor: *on the floor with a bleeding head* Gogol, I stood up too fast…
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reblog to meow at the person you reblogged this from
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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do
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Why have a crush on a fictional character when you can be said fictional character through having enough trauma to relate to them on a disturbing level?
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“This is how I cope!!” i say, violently clutching the character.
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if I was an over-confident middle school boy and gerard way was a nice middle aged lady who lived down the street from me i daresay i would mow her lawn
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so I was on tiktok and I saw a slideshow that claimed to be about Light Yagami Fun Facts. I was curious so I swiped. One of them was "Light Yagami was born on February 28th and L Lawliet was born on October 31st. Their birthdays were deliberately chosen to reflect their opposition" and I was like okay what. What are they talking about. aside from L's birthday being on Halloween what is the symbolism supposed to be here. Am I missing something. What does this mean. So I looked up "holidays on February 28th" and turns out Light Yagami was born on national tooth fairy day please do with this info as you will because I now cannot stop laughing at Light Yagami being the tooth fairy
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my all time fav sskk headcanon— it’s when Atsushi and Akutagawa are dating, and Atsushi is just yapping to Akutagawa abt smth, and he’s animated and rlly into the words but Akutagawa? Gone. Not listening to a single word coming out of his mouth. He has this spaced out/fond/soft look on his face like he’s trying to memorize the details of Atsushis face, because Atsushi is beautiful in a unique way. It’s crazy how the cold, Diablo, rabid dog of the port mafia is reduced to nothing but a blinking figure by Atsushi. And Atsushi notices a little too late and says “were you even listening to a word I said?” “Yes” “then repeat it”
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what I like about Solangelo the most is the dynamic because it's not opposites attract and it's not two people being so similar it's weird but a secret freakiest third thing that pretty much sums up in "I'm dissecting my boyfriend like a frog and he landed me the knife I'm doing it with."
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