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me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".
You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.
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you’ll never know how hard it is to be sexy and sex-repulsed like sorry i got all this ass i’m scared let’s talk about puzzles
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she will NOT be hearing from me tonight #avoidant
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The three-ring binder is the apex of book technology, by the way. All the advantages of a codex, plus you can add, remove, and reorder pages at will - pages which you can furthermore protect from damage in transparent sleeves, and store commentaries, notes, and other paratextual addenda behind them without obscuring the primary content. Truly the queen of codices. Reblog if you love the three-ring binder.
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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel
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Depresión works (sometimes)
How to stop wanting anything tutorial easy
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i do think a kid shld be able to google their favorite cartoon character without seeing porn of them
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No, actually, i want cables and not bluetooth, i don't want touchscreens, i want buttons and knobs, i want to be able to take the battery out of my phone, i want to charge my phone and plug in head phones at the same time, i want a cd drive in my laptop and not have to buy an external drive, i want a car without a display, i want to turn on the lights with a switch not with my voice, i want to have a paper cinema ticket not a QR code, i want to listen to illegally burned music on a 00s cd player, i want to watch movies that i actually own, i want to read news once a day on paper, i want to aimlessly flick through magazines and not doomscroll on social media, i want to write emails and not talk to chatbots, i want to own stuff without hundreds of digital subscriptions, i want
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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far
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Just wait untill my 6 tumblr mutuals hear about this
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When asking the question of "was x historical figure queer?" the answer needs to be "it's fucking complicated, but because modern queer identities didn't exist for them, we need to take their identity and experience for what it is and not make it into a modern thing that it isn't."
We need to be looking at historic queer people in shrimp colors of queerness and romance, basically.
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