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just quickly looked through my dash and I can’t believe Castiel killed Putin

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*whispers*: shout out to the barbie movies of 2001-2006.

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Anyway, do you guys want to see my Cool Rocks?

This is my grandfather’s rock.  It is Probably a Garnet, which he mined out himself when he was in college studying to be a geologist.

Though you may assume this is a Small Rock, it is in fact a very Large Rock, and also a very Heavy Rock, but most especially a very Square Rock, which is what makes it particularly cool.

Here we have a rock which used to be a tree.  This rock is petrified wood!  It was one of my very first Cool Rocks!

Speaking of rocks that used to be things that were not rocks, this rock is Petoskey stone!  This rock used to be a coral.  Let’s get a good look at those patterns.

Now that’s a Cool Rock!

Amethyst?  It’s an Okay Rock.  If you are looking for an inexpensive rock to start your collection, amethyst is the way to go.  It’s a quartz with a deep purple color.  A very nice, if average, rock.

Now citrine… Citrine is a Cool Rock!  It’s a smoky quartz with a lovely honey color.  The druzy on my chunk of citrine has a wonderful sparkle.

This is my Amazonite!  It grew that hexagon shape all by itself!!  This specimen is from Colorado.

Look at this shiny little slice of rock!  This rock is Tiger Iron, and those bands of red and orange glow beautifully with some light behind them.  These different colored bands are made from Hematite (the dark silver), Jasper (the red-orange), and Tiger-Eye quartz (the yellow-orange).

Here’s a rock you’ve probably seen before!  This Cool Rock is Malachite.  The patterns and rings are from the stalagmites this little egg was carved from.

Whoa, look at this giant slab of Extremely Cool Rock!!!  These crystals formed in the cracks of fossilized mud, to make the awesome patterns in this geode of Septarian!  This is my second best rock.

This is my Best and most Favorite Cool Rock.  In this dark room it’s a dull little grey rock, but if I move it closer to the light…

Those glints of gold!  Those veins of blue!  This rock is most certainly Labradorite, which changes color spectacularly when the light hits it just right.  Let’s put it in direct sunlight.

Yes!!  YES!!  There it is!!  The Best and Coolest Rock!!!!!

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And, oh, you’re losing sight, you’re losing touch All these little things seem to matter so much

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When you think the year can’t get any worse but then some new bullshit comes along 

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frick I’m having feelings

that’s probably one of my fav fusion designs so far

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And there goes another ship - setting sails to conquer hearts and destroy feelings.

Amethyst looking at peridot vs Rose Quartz looking at Greg, just saying

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The Old Goddesses Gems of Hyrule Beach City!

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rose print for ausa

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wanted to finish something up between commissions :’) beach babes make my world go round

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another from my sketchbook kjfhdg

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those eyes were fun to paint  (ﾟ◇ﾟ；)

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Some Steven Universe Fanart - I LOVE PEARL- 

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Garnet: Ruby and sapphire fusion!

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Tiny fusions : garnet and stevonnie

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Fashionable Fusion Gems. 

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Crystal Gems Version