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gideon.. *farts*
LOL that kinda reminds me of dying in the elf forest
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gideon x reader headcanons
I neglect you emotionally and physically
I look really sexy
like anr rebog for more.
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gideon do you wanna see my shrine of you
Yes ... :)
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i am going to suggest
*gigbeon smiirks; he knows what your going to say* the torture wheel
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hey do you wanna go pet seals with me on january 27th of 4071
my schedule is fully booked with "groveling" and "swag" until 5032
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a lot of you have asked me what is my realationshp with "scott peegrim"... truthully, i do not know who that is.
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Can you obliterate
I obliterate the dance floor, if you know what I mean LOL. mmmnnnn yummy in my tummy dude this crab rangoon is straight bungin
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Gideon Graves from Scott Pilgrim??? ^w^

Gideon Graves loves selfshippers and wants everyone who self-ship with them to know they are loved back!
DNI: proshippers/comshippers/darkshippers/anti-antis, radqueers, terfs, transmeds, MAPS/NOMAPS/AAM, zoos, necrophiles, pedos, xenosatanists, and their suporters. If you're bothered: your problem!
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uh hi my name is gideon and im fucking epic? *cool guitar riff plays* *i cough and pee myself a little at the same time* fuck sorry can we do thatg agai
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We Would Like to Apologize on the Behalf of Mr. Graves. his secretary forgot to collect his electronics before his nightly spiral. We at the GGG Heavy Industries corporation or whatever the fuck we're called are committed to maintaining an appropriate and professional relationship with all of our fans, supporters, retail divisions, manufacturers, suppliers, caterers, artists, lawyers, and representatives from HR. okay siri end voice note. open notes app. title grocery list: milk leek one cheese copy of norm of the north on BluRay wait sirir i said stop recording st
im not dating any of you
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im dating... ALLOF YOU!!!! hart emoji. this shit taste like juice . do you think anyone will ever love me.
im not dating any of you
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I died in the elf forest BTW so remember who youre speaking to
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⚠️WARNiNG⚠️
THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED BY A MYSTERIOUS THIRD PARTY
THAT DEMAND 600 MAGICAL ELF CRYSTALS AT DAWN FOR THE RELEADE OF MR. GAVES BLGO
HELP BY GATHERING.600 MAGCIH ELF ARFICATS NOW!
tip! magical elf crystals can be found in the Woodland Clearing, the Castle, the Metal, and [LOCKED LEVEL]
YOU HAVEBEEN.WORNED!
i peed and shitted and farted myself
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