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get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

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Told @shinraco that she should code her discord bot to respond to all mentions of Fullmetal Alchemist by repeating “Fullmetal Alchemist” like the commercial breaks and she ended up having to shoot the bot dead just to stop what we’d created

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The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

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interesting how the American critical response to modern King Kong movies is always “such a spectacle! 10/10” and the same critics’ response to modern Godzilla movies is “that was just spectacle. 0/10”

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I can not express how HYSTERICAL I am over the way my roommates decided to cut my cake

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i love u little koala

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i made (subtle) pride flag lock screens!!

lesbian // bisexual

trans // gay

free to use, please reblog if u save!

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I heard were appreciating some dragons! 

I’m proud of my son and I appreciate him very much. 

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My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”