gildedalchemist
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hi im matt! | nonbinary | trans | they/them |  28  |     💖the-senor-sperm💖  Please do not reblog personal posts.
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gildedalchemist · 6 hours ago
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I've been recovering from a nasty foot injury so for the past 3 weeks I've been drawing all the little guys and comix pretty much upside down because my leg has been suspended above my heart and I'm all crammed up on a tiny couch with a tablet balanced on my chest. I'll let you know when I'm right side up again.
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gildedalchemist · 6 hours ago
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i would like to thank the uc berkeley professor who created the technology to put heart rate monitors in watches who also happens to be a furry
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bc of you i was able to get my pots diagnosis and better understand what’s wrong w me 🙏🙏
furries contribution to this world is unmatched yall
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gildedalchemist · 6 hours ago
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gildedalchemist · 16 hours ago
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𝙻𝙰𝙸𝙺𝙰 𝚃𝙾 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙻 — I miss you , Have I told you that yet?
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gildedalchemist · 16 hours ago
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gildedalchemist · 16 hours ago
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Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it
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gildedalchemist · 17 hours ago
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gildedalchemist · 17 hours ago
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gildedalchemist · 17 hours ago
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gildedalchemist · 18 hours ago
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Evil empire re blog.com
Sponsored by Future of AI
The future is grim but hilarious
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gildedalchemist · 18 hours ago
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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason
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if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.
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gildedalchemist · 1 day ago
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Yoooooooo
So the government just defunded PBS and NPR which is fucked. That being said, the public can cover the damage if we orginize and donate.
Only about $1.60 of tax dollars per US citizen per year are spent on the public broadcasting budget. NPR and PBS offer beong able to make small monthly donations, some being 7$ per month or lower if you want.
If you want to donate 1.60$ per month to your local station, you can multiply how much funding they get from you by 12. If you do their monthly donation of $7 per month, your donation can equal the tax dollars of 54 people spent on public broadcasting per year.
If you want to donate to your local station, look them up by your town here to make sure your local stations get helped specifically:
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gildedalchemist · 1 day ago
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gildedalchemist · 1 day ago
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My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.
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gildedalchemist · 1 day ago
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gildedalchemist · 1 day ago
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
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gildedalchemist · 2 days ago
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rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos
#me
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