Jeffrey - He/Him - 25 - INFP-T - previously V*te-al-reb* - Happy to be back!
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Guy mugging me pulls a gun out and holds it to my face thinking I'll give him my wallet but I start sucking on the barrel and moaning instead
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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster
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I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.
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Scout tf2 is the epitome of character design because he can be used to represent literally any underwhelming skinny white dude ever
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"Sleipnir". 2023. Lithograph.
I wanna be the thunder of a hundred thousand hooves moving quick/If I was a stampede, you wouldn't get a kick
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(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)
Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!
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So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)






























part 1
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answer some questions and I’ll tell you what kind of straight person you would be
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demonology // angelology
names & bases in image description.
some sticker sheets I hope to have for MCM London later this month!
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Its 2007 (-2016) & You’re a nerdy “not like the other girls” gamer choosing a game series you will get weirdly attached to
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Okay but.. whoever puts the signs up probably knows where the bodies are.
While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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