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I love far

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🛢️🪔

🪔🛢️

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There's girlz in de void

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Fuck yeah dair

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Okay, picture this. I'm doing a stand up comedy routine.

"So we all know Horton Heard a Who, right?"

Audience nods. I loom at some random guy in the front row.

"Yeah. Yeah. He knows. Dr. Seuss book, Jim Carrey in the movie version. Classic, classic. Anyway, y'all hear they're making a sequel? Yeah, thats right. Horton Hangs a Squirrel."

The audience is silent. Moved even

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I own this wild space. I can't tame wilderness but I can own it. The peroxide of men with disabilities.

Sticks and stones may brick my phone, but I can outrun Hermes

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Calvin hobbes

Yes hobbes

Succcl it you waaaanker

Nook you stopped me

Never again

I miss it

I kiss it

I miss it

I miss it

I'm aching

Achchchcheeeeechcheeee

Hhhhhhhheheeeheheheedddffgtttaaaaaaaa

Can you feel my bones

Not not not now

Not not not not now

Not not not not now

Not now not now

Even heroes see ghosts

Even you know I'm right

I'm applauding you

I'm applauding you

Ease my pain

Take me to a cookie

Take me to a cookie

I hope to learn someday

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The men who manufacture the machines make me want to eat my own soup under the garden tree. Under the garden tree. Under the garden teehee. Teehee mehe nii.ĝgwww i have no horz in this rayce. Raplin

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For the love of God please stop giving me your money. You give me so much money

So so so so so so much money

The raw cash

The dillards

Do you even know what you've done? I am bankrolling houses... I am.bankrolling houses in the neighborhoods where the pretty ladies live. And you don't even own a car. Stop giving me your money. Donate to PBS. Pledge drive my ass. I own this town. I have $5 in my bank account

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The season has come to unleash a tsunami of toxins upon my body

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So many genres but I eat dub. I eat dub. I eat dub. Listen in my ears and let the wa go wooey ahaha ooey

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Happy 120th birthday to dogs playing poker. The only objectively good painting ever created.

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I am haunted by the fog

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Tumblr user @apology-accepted says that I am forgiven

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I'm a grown up now so I surround myself with the flowers of the machine

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Don't hide yourself in darkness that no one should ever know you. Become a hall of mirrors that bends what it reveals. On full display but unknowable, obscured through revelation.

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Well, I can check valuable experience off my bucket list. Nice work dammit