Where would I live if I were in a Zelda game? What would I do?
I would like to be in the BOTW version of Kakariko, I like the vibe there. I would find a niche making blankets and hats and things to sell in the shops. Yep. That's what I'd do.
I've seen a rise in people calling mature/sexual/adult stuff "gross," "disgusting," etc. and... you guys know that you are repeating conservative bullshit, right? Anti-LGBTQ+ bullshit? The type of bullshit espoused by purity culture, "traditional family," "why won't someone please think of the children" assholes?
It is a gimmick, and you fell for it. There's a difference between personal preference and insisting that adult/sexual content is gross. If they can get you to believe "adult stuff" is gross, it makes it easier for conservative politicians to censor and eventually outlaw anything remotely LGBTQ+ or anything they can argue as against "traditional" values.
Sometimes, you want to read platonic fluff. Sometimes, you want to read about familial relationships. But when you insist that everything has to be "pure," you're falling into dangerous territory. The type of territory where terfs insist that transpeople are predators, that lesbians cannot have a sexual interest in women without it being predatory, that censoring online content is a GOOD thing, that censoring your own content because "what if a minor sees it" is a GOOD thing.
Favourite companion: does Wolf Link in BOTW count? If not, I’ll say Ezlo simply because he’s a talking hat and makes me laugh.
Favourite dungeon/location: I really liked the Woodfall Temple in Majora’s Mask…getting to flit around with the flowers as a Deku scrub was fun and the Odolwa fight was too. If I had to pick just a location though, I like the Lost Woods in BOTW and the Minish areas in Minish Cap.
🎭 When you play Zelda games, do you imagine being Link yourself, or is Link a separate character to you? Basically, are you Link, or is Link a separate character?
🎮 Favorite Zelda game?
👾 Least Favorite Zelda game?
🕹️ What’s the first Zelda game you ever played?
💕 Who’s your biggest Zelda crush(es)?
💘 Favorite Zelda ship(s)?
🥰 What character do you most ship with Link? (Malon, Revali, Sidon, Zelda, etc.)
😔 Least Favorite Zelda character?
🗡️ Favorite version of Link? (Linked Universe?)
👑 Favorite version of Zelda?
🐳 If you were a Zelda character, what race would you be?
🐦 Any Opinions or Headcanon(s) about a certain Zelda Race?
🗻 If you were in a Zelda game, where would you live? What would you be doing? (aside from being the hero or princess)
⛩️ Favorite Zelda Dungeon/Location?
👊 Favorite Zelda Villain/Boss?
💣 Favorite Zelda Item/Weapon?
💃 Favorite BOTW Outfit?
🧚 Favorite Zelda companion?
😤 Any Zelda-related Pet Peeves?
🔥 What’s your favorite part of Zelda games? (Adventuring, Characters, Dungeons, Combat, etc.)