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Mansplaining protip:
When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:
Ok, which aspect is confusing you?
It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?
So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?
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cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it
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I really hope the universe brings me to the right people I need in my life this year.
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wanna marry the love of my life and live in a cottage with a big garden
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*bangs on door* WHERE IS MY HOT CHOCOLATEY MILK SPIDER? I DEMAND TO SEE MY BABY AT LEAST ONCE THIS SEASON PLEASE YOU CANT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS
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Anyway the best m/f friendship dynamic is and always will be
Pure of heart, dumb of ass
Lesbian
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how y'all be dating like 6 people in one year? It takes me like a year to find someone i even like
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okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby
but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane
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my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)
carpeted kitchen
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