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they banned the word “triggered” at our local middle school so now the kids say “activated” instead
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This is so pure. :)
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Chidi’s reaction to Jason and Janet’s wedding
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FUCK THIS!!! im a humanities/arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!! what the fuck is even calculus!!! what r u calculating!!!! fuck off!!!
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reblog if you dont scream at 5am
trying to prove a point to birds
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me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die
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He was very suspicious. How so? Well, he was one of those, you know, like you, and he had one of those whoosie-whatsits on his head.
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Mr. Isaacs strikes again and serves that fresh tea
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White boy: what are you doing now haha
Me: shower
White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!
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me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up
server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about-
me:
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