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sorry for not replying, i am unbearably nervous at all times

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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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Get your ribbon here

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We here at giraffeweasel inc. are committed to finding new and exciting ways of incorporating the word "fuck" into everyday speech. Today, we are excited to announce the launch of the phrase "God's green fuck", an innovation on the phrase "God's green earth". For example, instead of saying "Why in God's green earth is it so hot outside?", you could say "Why in God's green fuck is it so hot outside?" I think we can all agree that this is an improvement on the phrase and marks an important step in our journey to introduce more ways of using the word "fuck" in everyday speech. Try it today!

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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

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the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

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animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to

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We need more scary infinite variants of manmade environments like the Infinite IKEA or the Backrooms.

May I suggest, The Lot:

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That is the core of social anxiety, is that somewhere deep down in you (deeper than all your other secrets), you have a suspicion (bordering on certainty) that you are a dumb shit.

Justin McElroy

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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck