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"why did you stop writing your story!!! never stop writing!!!!!!!!!!!" well you see the character had to drive one mile to a new location and the sentence "she got into the car" was quite simply my undoing

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Your faggotry precedes you

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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Endlessly funny to me that I, a sex-repulsed aromantic asexual, have infinitely fewer hangups about sex and sexuality than the average heterosexual Evangelical. The thought of having sex myself makes me feel nauseous and I don't enjoy porn/most erotic content, but I am enthusiastically giving allo people who enjoy that stuff two thumbs up and defending their right to goon. I am pro-sex and pro-gooning, just not for me.

That's why it's also funny to me that a lot of aphobes and exclusionists act like asexual people are the ones driving purity culture and sexual repression. Like I'm pretty sure it's actually the religious fundamentalists who WANT to have sex/masturbate/etc but have been repressed about sexuality to the point where they think they'll go to hell if they experience sexual pleasure or desire outside of an extremely narrow context.

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Gale.

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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Honestly i'm warming more and more to Skarsgård as MB. I, like a lot of people, always headcanoned MB as younger looking, androgynous, and of more indeterminate race. But I'm finding Skarsgård's unsettling white guy mug very fitting. He LOOKS like a clone manufactured by a corporation and he has fucking HAUNTED eyes. Also its obviously subjective but, as someone who does not find men attractive, its kind of refreshing to think of MB as someone who really does nothing for me appearance wise. I always tended to imagine MB as like...pretty sexy? And honestly thats kind of fucked up cause one of the main themes in the books is how objectification is so evil and insidious.

Anyway all that is to say, I like Alexander's weird lumpy cube head and I think he did a bang up job.

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learning a lot about men on the dash today

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On Friendship.

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

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Oh-

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I can't believe I finished it 😭

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This is the funniest fucking thing, omg.

THE SAPPHIC MERIDIAN

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