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why are boxers so expensive? what are we doing to our butches? won't someone think of the butches

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Honestly, if Raul came across Cooper Howard I think within two minutes he’d be like ‘hey, aren’t you that gringo who did all those shitty cowboy movies?’ and then it would just be two old ghoul men fighting. Which is beautiful, but they’re both too old for that shit no matter how many chems Coop takes on the daily. Besides, Raul would win.

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The house is surrounded on three sides by cautionary signage.

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sometimes i do something with my cat, like torment her with my apron strings, and realize people have been doing the same thing with their cats for millennia and then i have to sit down and cry in my kitchen

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Adult life is full of so many filters you need to change out. You’re probably forgetting to change out a filter right now.

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Roof goose. In 35mm

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.

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just four apples tall, or one and a third banker boxes high

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I shouldn’t have to work on account of my big brown eyes and general sweetiepieness

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if i bought these as a joke to myself about a furry version of the ecstasy of gold scene in gbu that would be extremely funny but extremely deranged to have in my house as a concept

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please do not refer to my posts as "cooking". i do it raw

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New type of narrator. Not unreliable narrator but narrator whose need for therapy is definitely influencing this story.