[condescending school counsellor voice] so i noticed that you changed your tumblr theme colours to black and red and i just wanted to check that everything's all right at home
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taylor swift fans heads would explode if they encountered the head explosion monster
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I keep forgetting about pancakes. Like I can just make myself pancakes for lunch
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when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
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of course I had to get sick as soon as we get nice weather and I had plans to hang out with a friend I haven't seen in a month 🙄
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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?
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you bite the inside of your lip or cheek once and you're fucked for life. it's a neverending cycle of suffering
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I openly identify as a Reputation-Evermore girlie at heart, for reasons I can't articulate fully
not including folklore bc they're sisters
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the residents of the town in taylor's imagination when she goes from giving them normal problems like heartbreak and jumps to alien abduction
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now the question is do I have a fever because of my cold or because my period just started
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*anything mint choco chip flavored products like ice cream, candy, drinks, etc
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holy shit how is it 18 entire degrees outside
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*kisses you while you're in the middle of infodumping* Sorry, you're just being really sexy right now. Continue.
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