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The deep but subtle difference between "giving you the cold shoulder" and actively keeping my mouth shut cause I wanna keep having this relationship later
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one thing about me is that i will cry. i cry when i’m happy, i cry when i’m sad, i cry when i am angry, i cry when i am tired, and i cry when i think about life
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Kudo: If I say die, you die
Miyo: Okay, done.
Kudo: Oh, oh no this one is Traumatized
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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
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So, I made this shoddy little zine awhile back that features all the sdv bachelors and bachelorettes with their favorite gifts. I think I would like to expand on it eventually and include all the NPC characters and a calendar and some other useful info that I always have to refer to the wiki for. But who knows when I’ll have the time.
These are all up for sale on my etsy shop.
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putting things into a cart online and then staring at them intensely before deleting them and exiting the website. edging retail therapy
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"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.
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when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better
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when people ask me for directions i’m sorry. i’m not that kind of girl
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what I like about the bear is that they do working class mental illnesses really well
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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
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ovulation this ovulation that we need to start talking about that late luteal phase horny. im talking about that ‘my period is in 1-2 days and my pussys trying to dance its last samba’ type beat. feels like my hole is about to start straight up talking like in that french cunt’s novella like its all dripping pheromones and shit
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the grip tumblr has on society while being universally believed to be dead
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