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{i have no self control whatsoever. goddammit. it takes me 9 days to make another blog}

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{i have no self control whatsoever. goddammit. it takes me 9 days to make another blog}

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{i make a blog. i get it set up. i watch vinny play final fantasy 7 remake not a few days later. i get incredibly attached to cloud strife. i consider making another fucking rp blog where im too impatient to wait for the next parts of the remake and make some wild fucking guesses myself.}

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i think about that comic often. weirdest shit i’ve ever read

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mediculling​:

@givemefreeshit replied: was going to say the monogamists have struck again but now I’m thinking about that weird serious Flintstones comic where the main two get protested for being monogamists

I have no clue. wha+ +he hell you are saying +o me.

no worries i got you covered

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{totally random and i’ve not sure i’ve mentioned this but ever since i watched that How to Drink guy put together a manhattan matrix and proceeds to just get drunker and drunker on camera... that’s barkeep. im sorry how to drink man but barkeep does cocktail matrixes now because it’s fun}

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boardwalkwizard​:

Not to get off topic or be rude or anything but it’s hilarious to me that in the entire multiverse I get the one Rick who has like, a moral compass.

And you’re right, on most of those accounts. I’m sure if I ever do ruin everything someone’ll dumb-luck their way into fixing it. If not me, than Sigil and his timeline cops.

i mean, there are like 15-20 of us that retained ours ,but yeah.

anyway i’m going to feel wrong if i don’t say this. just because the universe can snap back and bring itself back to a new normal doesn’t mean it’s not going to affect a fuckton of people, you know?

yeah i realize i’m obnoxiously lecturing but that kind of shit puts me on edge.

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new hot curse: may your actions have consequences

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boardwalkwizard​:

@givemefreeshit

Give me enough time, inattention, and good intentions, and I can accidentally break anything.

then i sure fuckin’ hope that if worst ever comes to worst, you’ll figure out how to put it all back together again by sheer dumb luck.

like, i know i’m being a dick here, but that blase attitude’s gonna get a fuckton of people hurt one day. they might not be people you know -- so who gives a shit, right? -- but it’s gonna be a lot of people who aren’t going to know what the hell is going on, and it doesn’t take a lot for a crowd of confused and terrified people to make an already bad situation worse.

like i get it. you’re saying you won’t have the energy to do that kind of shit. sure, i believe you on that. but as long as there’s a chance that you could majorly fuck something up and break something, you’ve still got to know enough to unfuck things before it’s too late.

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like i’m just going to say that i have/had the shit to put together a thing that can freeze time in place, with the added side effects that force you to remain super certain about the shit you’re gonna do and not touch anyone who’d been frozen in time once you get it up and running again.

i’m still not going to claim it’s exactly universe breaking, because i pulled it on a small enough scale that it was just me and my grandkids doing whatever shit for a few months, BUT we ended up shattering time into over 64 timelines or so. if we’d fucked up much more than that, we would’ve wiped ourselves from existence.

i HAD been prepared and had set up a device that could’ve unfucked the situation, but i underestimated how incompatible two timelines can become within the span of 5 minutes.

so like.

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you might not need to know how physics works in order to break the universe but you should probably know how it works so you can actually unfuck everything when you’re done.

and/or how to safely break the universe.

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{i ended up making an rp blog for my final fantasy au ra warrior of light based on my elven inquisitor based on rick. YES THIS IS CONVOLUTED.}

{pls feel free to say hi to a Hot Lizard Boy}

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{i ended up making an rp blog for my final fantasy au ra warrior of light based on my elven inquisitor based on rick. YES THIS IS CONVOLUTED.}

{pls feel free to say hi to a Hot Lizard Boy}

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{fighting the fucking urge to make an ic blog for my ffxiv revas who is a lizard man}

{i am telling myself that i would have to find a blog theme. again. and that i do not care to do that}

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anyway before you guys ask me if i’ve been doing anything interesting or productive the answer is absolutely fucking not

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OH SHIT WAIT I HAVE MORE BIZARRE AND FUCKED UP THINGS TO SHARE

y’all’re vaguely familiar with vacuum toilets right? as in they exist?

did you know that if you really fuck up, vacuum toilets will SUCK YOUR SMALL INTESTINES OUT THROUGH YOUR LARGE INTESTINE?

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but yknow what you can say about the top two most expensive types of coffee?

you can say that they truly are THE SHIT