I'm Gizmo, a millennial mess. My pets are my children. she/her.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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>nothingburger
>small potatoes
>?
>everythingbagel
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my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk
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eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death
#playing roulette with my brain about What Tastes Good Today is so tiring#i want lil nutrition cubes or something#yeah
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The idea that air conditioning is decadent while heating is normal is one of the most common and interesting instances of the "appeal to tradition" fallacy
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Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.
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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful
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neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here
the humble potato:

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let鈥檚 eat decomposing plant material with mama
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no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe
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