Hi hi!! I'm Glitch, I use they/them pronouns, and I go to Uva Academy in Paldea!
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neils super cool pokéblr ask game ✨
legendary pkmn u most wanna kick the shit outta
you get 1 wish but only if u use it for spite. what is it
@ another user n start some beef
stupidest injury uve ever gotten
stupidest injury uve ever GIVEN
fight to the death 1-on-1 not a battle im talkin a FIGHT choose yr opponent: ursaring or ghost
whos yr best friend n how much money would it take for u to stab em (knife is complementary)
worst food crime uve committed
pick 1 of yr pkmn. whats the funniest way it could kill you rn
take a sec to consider ur shitlist. whos been on it the longest
object in arms reach thatd make the best impromptu weapon
object in arms reach thatd make the FUNNIEST impromptu weapon
most tempting forbidden food (revives soap pods lava that kinda thing)
dumbest hill ur willin to die on
u get an envelope fulla glitter. who u mailin that to
gym leader/e4 member/fuckin league guy idk what y'all have ur gayest for
what the fuck is yr problem
pkmn fact everyone else is wrongest abt
pettiest thing u would do w a time machine
rank all the times u almost died from coolest to least cool
bare minimum act of dipshittery that would provoke u to fistfight a stranger in a shopping mall
absolute dumbest place uve ever had a pkmn battle
which of yr pkmn has the fewest brain cells
which if yr pkmn is most likely to kill someone else for kicks
u get to pick 1 superpower. what is it and whats the dumbest thing u do w it
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Speak Your Language Day
BRINGING BACK THE DAY OF LANGUAGES!!!
This year's 7th of May 2023 we use our own language again!
A few basic rules (this is very much copied from the original UYLD creators):
If your language is something other than English, on May 7th you can speak that language all day!
Speak whatever language feels good for you! Any and all!!
You’ll blog in your language all day: text posts, replies, tags (except triggers and organizational tags), the whole nine yards. Regardless of what language people choose to speak to you, you answer in your own.
Midnight to midnight according to your own time zone
English native speakers, if you wanna participate you can practice a second language you’re learning
The tag is gonna be #Speak Your Language Day or #spyld
Non-verbal, non-written languages (like ASl, dialects, otherwise non-written languages) are more than welcome!
Tag me in any and all non english posts! Or submit to your liking!
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NEW ROTOMBLR ASK GAME
Do you have a pokemon evolution story? tell it!
Whats the story behind your pokemons name?
Who is your role model?
What is your LEAST favorite pokemon?
Top 3 favorite pokemon types?
What is a pokemon you love, but never want to own?
Which Evil team do you dislike the most?
If you are a type specialist, what made you choose your type?
If you could have any pokemon move that you could use, which would it be?
About what percentage of the time do your pokemon stay in their ball?
What is the strongest pokemon you could beat in a fight, with no pokemon of your own?
What is your most RECENT pokemon you have gotten?
Which of your pokemon is the most high maintenance?
What is your favorite battle you have ever had?
What is your favorite pokeball type?
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geez I have been really inactive on here- anyways it is the day I was birthed! happy bday to me :D
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ya got any other pokemon besides bart?
if this post hits 100,000 notes i will adopt a salamence
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type asks ^v^
normal: what's smth that's normal to you that might be interesting to people in other regions?
grass: what do you need in order to grow?
fire: do you burn short and bright or long and steady?
water: what do you do for rest and recreation?
electric: talk abt how the power of technology has improved your life ^v^
bug: what does art mean to you?
flying: have you ever been to another region?
poison: what's your favorite genre of music?
rock: tell the story of a time one of your pokemon evolved!
ground: how are your leadership skills? how often do you need to use them?
psychic: what's a weird or unusual talent of yours?
fighting: what's your fave thing abt pokemon battles?
ice: what's the coolest thing abt you? 😎
ghost: talk abt a time one of your pokemon surprised you ^v^
dragon: past or future? truth or ideals?
dark: what's a misconception ppl have had abt you or your pokemon?
steel: sharp blades or iron shields? attack or defense?
fairy: do you do performances w your pokemon? if you don't, do you ever watch them?
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In case you were wondering how we’re doing in Paldea

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and lost bc I'm far to under-levelled, yes, I think those big boi fucks are called Dondozo's? but anyway. THAT LITERALLY WAS TWO BALLS AND A DONG YOU CANT PROVE ME WRONG ON THAT.
Glitch has the ability to look at any architacture in the history of forever and spot something that looks ever so slightly like a dick and will call it 'Penis' with whatever it is following it.
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no, I won't. don't spread lies about me online >:((
Glitch has the ability to look at any architacture in the history of forever and spot something that looks ever so slightly like a dick and will call it 'Penis' with whatever it is following it.
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Cherish ball for the ask game please
Cherish Ball - What memory are you most fond of? I think its moving in with my cousin if im honest. its really cool that I now get to live with the cool cousin that I only saw at family gatherings that also only happened every once a year or so-
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Moon Ball
Moon Ball - If you have pokémon that have evolved how did it happen? If they haven’t yet evolved do you or your pokémon ever plan on doing it? so far I don't have any evolved pokemon but I definitely plan on it and my pokemon seem to want it too, I mean sometimes my Sprigatito just runs off to auto-battle and comes back only when he's reached a new level with a big smile- so yeah!
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poke ball for the ask game?
Poke Ball - If you have pokémon what kind of poke balls are they kept in? so far, almost all of the pokemon I've caught are in quick balls! it makes the catching process faster by a lot, obvs-
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(( OOC )) Poke Ball Themed Ask Game !!!
Poke Ball - If you have pokémon what kind of poke balls are they kept in?
Great Ball - Is there anything your pokémon are especially great at? Like tricks or moves?
Ultra Ball - How easy is it to bathe and groom your pokémon? What is needed to do so?
Luxury Ball - What is one luxury you tend to take for granted or use to take for granted?
Heal Ball - Do you have any scars or injuries? How did you get them?
Love Ball - Is there anyone you care deeply for? It can be romantic, platonic, or familial love.
Friend Ball - Do you have any close friends? How did you meet them?
Repeat Ball - What is one thing that you could do over and over and never get tired of?
Cherish Ball - What memory are you most fond of?
Premier Ball - Are there any special events that you’re looking forward to in the future? If the event has already happened, what was it?
Safari Ball - Have you been on any adventures? What were they?
Dusk Ball - Do you prefer the day or the night? Dawn or dusk?
Dream Ball - Do you have a dream? Or have you already achieved it?
Heavy Ball - What is the biggest pokémon you own? What is the biggest Pokémon you are willing to own?
Strange Ball - What is the strangest thing you’ve seen or have heard about?
Park Ball - Do you take your pokémon out to fun places such as the park or the beach?
Moon Ball - If you have pokémon that have evolved how did it happen? If they haven’t yet evolved do you or your pokémon ever plan on doing it?
Quick Ball - Do you tend to take your time with things or do you have a ‘go go go’ attitude?
Sports Ball - Have you participated in any competitions? Like pokémon contests or battle tournaments?
Nest Ball - How old was your youngest pokémon when you got them?
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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
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