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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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Sometimes you have an IDEA and you have to make it happen NOW or you will lose all your momentum and it will shrivel up.

I've been haunted for months by my fantasy cast for "Muppets Gideon the Ninth." So I made a fucking YouTube video about it with the limited tools at hand.

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⚠️🚨 IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE LOCKED TOMB? ⛔☠️

LMAO: lyctorize me at once

OF: one flesh (one end)

TBH: try being haunted

WTF: weak thanergy, friend

SMH: siphon me harder

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A collection of buttons from Megas XLR.

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mi mute li jan pi ma Mewika, li pali e kulupu pi pona mute, li pali e nasin sama tawa jan ale, li weka e utala lon ma, li awen e ale, li suli e pona tawa ale, li kama jo e ijo pona pi ken ale, li kama pali e lipu lawa pi ma Mewika.

--kulupu nimi nanpa wan pi lipu lawa pi ma Mewika.

Look I'm not saying that adopting the conlang Toki Pona as the official language of the US government would instantly repair our disastrous relationship with the rest of the world, but it would be a good first step

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Look I'm not saying that adopting the conlang Toki Pona as the official language of the US government would instantly repair our disastrous relationship with the rest of the world, but it would be a good first step

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I'm actually bummed about YouTube as a whole bc We're in Hell and Channel 5 both turned out to be rapists and just kept making videos so now when I need inoffensive background noise at work my eyes glaze over and I type in "bossa nova" like literal elevator music is better

tumblr is fucking with me and wont let me post the whole post without telling me why but i think bc of all the links i put its getting flagged as spam lol. bear with me as i update this post

oneshorteye: speed run history vids about sierra games and their ilk. interviews with the creators. https://www.youtube.com/@OneShortEye

anomaly documentaries: short form docs about weirdness in the world mostly prior to 2000. delivery and presentation like a 1990s educational video. not edutainment. https://www.youtube.com/@AnomalyDocs

atrocity guide: similar in tone to the above. not as dark as the name would suggest. https://www.youtube.com/@AtrocityGuide

anyaustin: seeks out mundane, odd, tranquil, haunting, or idiosyncratic areas in video games. sometimes roleplays as a census taker to determine the unemployment rate of video game citites https://www.youtube.com/@any_austin

drripVHS: a hero, a legend. uploads rips of VHS tapes he picks up from thrift stores in the portland oregon area. soooooooo many RLM wheel of the worst picks can be found here. https://www.youtube.com/@DrRIPVHS

taskmaster/bbc shows: a shocking amount of british tv shows are uploaded in full on youtube by official accounts. taskmaster fucking rips lol https://www.youtube.com/@Taskmaster

bobby fingers: irish artist who creates dioramas of famous people and events while collecting an oral history of the event and everything surrounding it. this is underselling his production quality by a lot. subjects include mel gibson's drunken arrest and steven segal getting bodied by gene lebell https://www.youtube.com/@bobbyfingers

danooct1: computer enthusiasts who runs old, weird viruses from the 1990s-2000s on his machines. its funny how many of them were little pranks. https://www.youtube.com/@danooct1

primm's hood cinema: funny guy reviews hood movies. simple as. https://www.youtube.com/@PrimmsHoodCinema

treytheexplainer: history nerd (history student?) explains really, really, really, really, REALLY old stuff. but funny stuff. https://www.youtube.com/@TREYtheExplainer

ann reardon and how to cook that: an aussie mom who creates frankly astoundingly beautiful confectionery creations. started to debunk dangerous 5 min craft vids after becoming alarmed at their proliference. also shows how to fix your busted ass cakes and explains why they fucked up. https://www.youtube.com/@HowToCookThat

MEpearl: i love georgette i would move heaven and earth for her and her opossums she rescues. shes insane (strongly positive) https://www.youtube.com/@MEpearl

tara a devlin: some aussie who translates and plays obscure horror games of varying quality from japan. VERY obscure and weird stuff. fun. https://www.youtube.com/@KowabanaJapan

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awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth

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I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

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Me: I'm a cool adult who's in touch with the youth and won't denigrate their slang.

The Youth: *use 'pos' to mean 'positive'*

Me: The lord is testing me.

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A few (more) of the better names I've come across in Regency era newspapers recently.

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COOKIE FANS..... ASSEMBLE.... YOUR TIME IS NOW!!!!!

have you enjoyed seeing my sapphicworld PC, cooking with gorgeous? while reading about her shenanigans and looking at his tits have you been overcome with longing, thinking to yourself, "i wish i could play this strange and silly and wonderful game"????

WELL!!!!! it's not out YET, but there is an ashcan version (a demo, an overview, a little taste — the dev describes it as a dream!) up now for pwyw!! RIGHT HERE!!!

please please go check it out. i really really feel that you'll love it!! especially if you're one of the folks who has enjoyed cookie, i want you to know that every ounce of her charm was born from the lush, gorgeous world she exists in — and that's @sapphicworldttrpg !!!!!!

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One of my favorite fandom things is the way the Star Trek community feels about "Where My Heart Will Take Me." Like, we all know it's bad, completely out of place as a theme for a Star Trek series, just this bizarre oddity from a series primarily known for questionable decisions. And because of that, there's really no point in criticizing it. So instead, everyone just embraces it as a silly part of Star Trek history, like "Spock's Brain" or that time Beverly Crusher fucked a ghost. You can unironically enjoy singing along because it's just another piece of the experience that is Star Trek, and all real Star Trek fans have faith, faith of the heart.

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A new standard pc repair step has been discovered: trans your gender and try again