#terrible ideas

[wowwforever]

Mario Kart Idea : Baby Park 2

okay so my main idea was to create a track where you're constantly going into traffic.

basically you need to do this double figure 8 3 times, but in the mean-time you have to survive the intersections. item boxes will be placed on both sides of the circle, essentially reloading you before you go head-first into oncoming traffic.

this will be the worst mario kart course ever if made.

[inmymagnetoera]

Ok but like, imagine a fic where Thanos' blip also affected the X-men, Charles disappears and Erik decides to take over the school with the remaining X-men.

[hushedpresence]

The worst smut ideas

I'm writing smut and was trying to think of ways for P acquiring a dick to fuck you with. They're all weird and stupid, but the stupidest idea I had was P asking Venigni as a last resort because the man is a fucking mad genius. Venigni would oblige, excited about the prospect of a new and crazy puppet product. He owes him anyway. Experimentation time!

But instead of just a normal penis attachment, Venigni's like, "This one has an added vibration mechanism with 20 different vibrating settings!" and because it's his first puppet dick prototype, it sucks and sounds like a fuckin lawnmower when turned on because it vibrates so violently, not discreet at all.

He's got another that looks fairly innocuous, but there's a huge hole in the tip.

"It shoots out explosives in a pinch if your run out of legion magazines."

OR

"This one is ribbed for her pleasure" and it's the worst one yet. It's like the Pandemonium legion arm where it has those gross veiny dick tubes (you can't tell me that thing doesn't look like a bunch of throbbing veiny blue dicks on an arm) and it's like a bunch of those tubes twisted together that pulse and writhe.

"It can also shoot out acid in a pinch if you run out of legion magazines."

I've been laughing at these for like an hour. They're so bad.

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Acheron X Male Reader

• She leaves you for a woman.

[vvyvernicus]

I am very tempted to write a fanfiction for Baldurs Gate 3 without having actually played the game myself.

And yes, it's because of Astarion.

Terrible idea?

[frogshunnedshadows]

Doc without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm.

With apologies to @doctor-direst, Fatboy Slim, Christopher Walken, Bootsy Collins, and the estate of Frank Herbert.

[randbitb]

Once again worlds strongest warrior against fanon

[glaive-guisarme]

Sometimes you have an IDEA and you have to make it happen NOW or you will lose all your momentum and it will shrivel up.

I've been haunted for months by my fantasy cast for "Muppets Gideon the Ninth." So I made a fucking YouTube video about it with the limited tools at hand.

[random-wyvern]

Sorry guys i had one of my terrible Ideas™

what if. so you know that one spongebob song. its called "not a loser" or whatever. it had a warriors cats map but that's not relevant

that but like. A Marius animatic. do you see the vision

[sparklebear11]

I wanna get a bangs because Johanna 😭

[porcelain-animatronic]

My most recent Dracula brainrot is formulating an ice nine kills jukebox musical for Dracula. It makes no sense and it’s not coherent by any means, but it’s keeping me entertained at work so I’ll keep rotating it in my brain.

Gonna put some of the decided tracks beneath a read more if y’all wanna see some unhinged ramblings of a fool who loves writing jukebox musicals too much for how good they usually end up being

Okay obviously drac sings bloodbath and beyond. Idk where (maybe to Jonathan? Lucy? Renfield? Jury’s still out)

Jonathan gets Tess-timony. Again don’t know where but like he’s gotta after how drac treated him

Seward and Renfield sing F.L.Y. as a duet. It was just too genius to pass up

The crew of the Demeter get to sing rocking the boat. I actually started thinking about all of this while listening to rocking the boat and bloodbath and beyond after seeing last voyage of the Demeter in theatres

Mina should get a grave mistake. Again I don’t know where but she should

Also draculas shitty roommates get wurst vacation (with Dracula butting in occasionally). Yeah it’s the torture Jonathan song I’m sorry it had to be a bop

This is a jukebox musical for me and me alone truly (unless you dear reader like in too in which case it’s for us)

[vitamaeternum]

I had a terrible idea that would be glorious to see realized.

A full on Musical for Transformers detailing the Rise of Megatron and the Decepticons, ending with their fall into villainy and the rise of the Autobots to stop them.

[furyxiv]

Part of me wants to make a series of videos called "[city] update” but it's actually just walking around malls and judging the mannequins' outfits and being sad that there isn't a toys R us anymore.

[ensignsenna]

Fic ideas I am definitely never going to get around to - Coby gets trapped in a dating sim one of the other Marines is playing. Most likely Tashigi, but way funnier if it's like Smoker or Akainu. Some characters try to help him. Some try to hook him up with their favorite character vin the game.

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Bad Limbus Company idea: if the sinners do well on their missions, dante lets them pick out ONE toy from toys-r-us. most other sinners don't really care too much, but will still comply for don, sinclair, and outis's sake

Bad Limbus company idea #3

The mental image is extremely funny because Don Would right away go with it, Sinclair would get something out of pressure. Outis was the funniest mental image

[the-rogues-abyss]

Game concept

alright game idea: a roguelike survival game where you have to collect stackable items and fight off monsters as a procedurally animated little blob in a complex ecosystem

the name of the game would be...

Risk of Rain World