As bad as it may look, it was not me.
Which one of you did it!?
My mirror was here just a moment ago and now its not! I demand it back, you common thieves!
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Amelia, hi. It's only one night, you can't possibly become overweight in this short period of time.
Hi, Gilderoy. You’re right.. Surprised I’m not overweight yet.
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Seems the food gets better every year, yeah?
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Great.
Can't you fucking watch where you're going?
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I'm sorry, love, I didn't mean to run into you.
Can't you fucking watch where you're going?
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Now that's not the way to talk to a bloke like me, is it?
Can't you fucking watch where you're going?
I’m sure I could teach you how to walk in a straight line with hours of practice.
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Beautiful — Christina Aguilera
Everyday is so wonderful,
then, suddenly, it’s hard to breathe.
Now and then, I get insecure
from all the pain. I’m so ashamed.
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I'll do my best.
Gonna have to be somewhere pretty amazing to impress me.
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Where others aren’t.
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Sure, where do you want to go?
You know, at least you’re honest. Fuck this, I’m bored.. You wanna get out of here?
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You're choice. I'm not complaining.
So, I should probably put some clothes on now…
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So are you. Isn't that amazing?
You’re still here.
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Right.
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No need to get upset with me, love.
It'll be nice to go back to school just to relax. || Shock Challenge
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You're joking? You didn't like that?
It'll be nice to go back to school just to relax. || Shock Challenge
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All right, then. That's been settled.
Jennifer Scabior, except don’t call me Scabior.
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Come on, love. It's just slipped my mind.
Gilderoy. Alright, I suppose I could try to remember that. Oh? I’m surprised you didn’t know.
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