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Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

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this cannot be a real fortune i just got

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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I need him so bad it’s unreal

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funniest trope is found family but the family you found fucking sucks

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wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure

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i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

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When I was a kid I didn't realize Canadian currency had different value, I just thought books cost more in Canada because the publishers hated Canadians

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Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

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cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

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happy pride to him