glassbirdfeather
glassbirdfeather
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My pronouns are he/him and my current special interest is Morgott Elden Ring's hairy legs. I am an adult.
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glassbirdfeather 2 hours ago
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Many of you I fear
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glassbirdfeather 2 hours ago
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You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?
I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.
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glassbirdfeather 4 hours ago
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more and more i feel like the political divide in my life is "are you a prison abolitionist or not", not because it's all that matters, but because the questions and beliefs contained therein seem to be the root of all other political subjects i care to care for.
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glassbirdfeather 5 hours ago
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Morg's stiff upper lip
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glassbirdfeather 7 hours ago
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You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?
Reblog with who you get stuck with~
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glassbirdfeather 7 hours ago
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Radagon with facial hair and Godfrey without
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glassbirdfeather 7 hours ago
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
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when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
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glassbirdfeather 13 hours ago
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is this orange or yellow.
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glassbirdfeather 15 hours ago
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glassbirdfeather 23 hours ago
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DLC plot to me more like
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glassbirdfeather 1 day ago
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Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs
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glassbirdfeather 1 day ago
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Great and now there's this. Theres truly no room for an ounce of complacency this is a direct attack on queer creatives.
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Here's a link to the whole thread for more context
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glassbirdfeather 1 day ago
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we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist
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glassbirdfeather 1 day ago
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Aiming while moving: super useful historically, but much less common in modern archery. It鈥檚 still great for modern pratting about though!
Patreon - Everything else
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glassbirdfeather 1 day ago
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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:
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glassbirdfeather 1 day ago
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rlly big kitties
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glassbirdfeather 1 day ago
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this is a very fun idea actually! I encourage people to reblog with an explanation as to why/why not
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